Each astonished puncher was gravely presented with a whole pie—bubbling kine, dimpled cayuses, and sprawling spurs. Silence—as silence is wont to do in dramatic moments—reigned supreme. Then it was that the purveyor of spontaneous Western exclamations missed his opportunity, being elsewhere at the time.
“Whoop! Let ’er buck!” exclaimed Bud Shoop, swinging an imaginary hat and rocking from side to side.
“So-o, Boss!” exclaimed a puncher from the Middle West.
“Hand-made and silver mounted,” remarked another. “Hate to eat ’em.”
“Trade you my pinto for a steer,” offered still another.
“Nothin” doin’! That hoss of yours has got colic—bad.”
“Swap this here goat for that rooster of yours,” said “Sinker,” a youth whose early education in art had been neglected.
“Goat? You box-head! That’s a calf. Kind ‘a’ mired down, but it’s sure a calf. And this ain’t no rooster. This here’s a eagle settin’ on his eggs. You need specs.”
“Noah has sure been herdin’ ’em in,” said another puncher.
Meanwhile, “Noah” stood in the messroom doorway, arms folded and face beaming. His attitude invited applause, and won it. Eventually his reputation as a “pie-artist” spread far and wide. When it leaked out that he had wrought his masterpieces with a spur, there was some murmuring. Being assured by the assistant that the spur had been previously boiled, the murmuring changed to approval. “That new cook was sure a original cuss! Stickin’ right to the range in his picture-work. Had them there old Hopi picture-writin’s on the rocks beat a mile.” And the like.
Inspired by a sense of repletion, conducive to generosity and humor, the boys presented Sundown with a pair of large-rowelled Mexican spurs, silver-mounted and altogether formidable. Like many an historic adventurer, he had won his spurs by a tour-de-force that swept his compatriots off their feet; innuendo if you will—but the average cowboy is capable of assimilating much pie.