With success his extravagance increased, and, living the life of a man about town, he was soon harassed by debt.  More than once he was lodged in the Marshalsea, and as his violent temper resented the interference of a dun, he became notorious for his assaults upon sheriff’s officers.  And thus his poor skill grew poorer:  forgetting his trade, he expected that brandy would ease his embarrassment.  At last, sodden with drink, he enlisted in the Guards, from which regiment he deserted, only to be pressed aboard a man-of-war.  Freed by a clever trick, he took to the road again, until a paltry theft from a barber transported him to Maryland.  There he turned sailor, and his ship, The Two Sisters, being taken by a privateer, he contrived to scramble into Portugal, whence he made his way back to England, and to the only adventure of which he was master.  He landed with no more money than the price of a pistol, but he prigged a prancer at Bristol horsefair, and set out upon his last journey.  The tide of his fortune was at flood.  He crammed his pockets with watches; he was owner of enough diamonds to set up shop in a fashionable quarter; of guineas he had as many as would support his magnificence for half a year; and at last he resolved to quit the road, and to live like the gentleman he was.  To this prudence he was the more easily persuaded, because not only were the thief-takers eager for his capture, but he was a double-dyed deserter, whose sole chance of quietude was a decent obscurity.

His resolution was taken at St. Albans, and over a comfortable dinner he pictured a serene and uneventful future.  On the morrow he would set forth to Dublin, sell his handsome stock of jewels, and forget that the cart ever lumbered up Tyburn Hill.  So elated was he with his growing virtue, that he called for a second bottle, and as the port heated his blood his fingers tingled for action.  A third bottle proved beyond dispute that only the craven were idle; ‘and why,’ he exclaimed, generous with wine, ’should the most industrious ruffler of England condescend to inaction?’ Instantly he summoned the ostler, screaming for his horse, and before Redburn he had emptied four pockets, and had exchanged his own tired jade for a fresh and willing beast.  Still exultant in his contempt of cowardice, he faced the Warrington stage, and made off with his plunder at a drunken gallop.  Arrived at Dunstable, he was so befogged with liquor and pride, that he entered the ’Bull Inn,’ the goal of the very coach he had just encountered.  He had scarce called for a quartern of brandy when the robbed passengers thronged into the kitchen; and the fright gave him enough sobriety to leave his glass untasted, and stagger to his horse.  In a wild fury of arrogance and terror, of conflicting vice and virtue, he pressed on to Hockcliffe, where he took refuge from the rain, and presently, fuddled with more brandy, he fell asleep over the kitchen fire.