his early youth until in 1819 he sent forth his Memoirs
to the world, he lived industriously upon the cross.
There was no racket but he worked it with energy and
address. Though he practised the more glorious
crafts of pickpocket and shoplifter, he did not despise
the begging-letter, and he suffered his last punishment
for receiving what another’s courage had conveyed.
His enterprise was not seldom rewarded with success,
and for a decade of years he continued to preserve
an appearance of gentility; but it is plain, even
from his own narrative, that he was scarce an artist,
and we shall best understand him if we recognise that
he was a Philistine among thieves. He lived in
an age of pocket-picking, and skill in this branch
is the true test of his time. A contemporary of
Barrington, he had before him the most brilliant of
examples, which might properly have enforced the worth
of a simple method. But, though he constantly
brags of his success at Drury Lane, we take not his
generalities for gospel, and the one exploit whose
credibility is enforced with circumstance was pitiful
both in conception and performance. A meeting
of freeholders at the ‘Mermaid Tavern,’
Hackney, was the occasion, and after drawing blank
upon blank, Vaux succeeded at last in extracting a
silver snuff-box. Now, his clumsiness had suggested
the use of the scissors, and the victim not only discovered
the scission in his coat, but caught the thief with
the implements of his art upon him. By a miracle
of impudence Vaux escaped conviction, but he deserved
the gallows for his want of principle, and not even
sympathy could have let drop a tear, had justice seized
her due. On the straight or on the cross the
canons of art deserve respect; and a thief is great,
not because he is a thief, but because, in filling
his own pocket, he preserves from violence the legitimate
traditions of his craft.
But it was in conflict with the jewellers that Vaux
best proved his mettle. It was his wont to clothe
himself ‘in the most elegant attire,’
and on the pretence of purchase to rifle the shops
of Piccadilly. For this offence—’pinching’
the Cant Dictionary calls it—he did his
longest stretch of time, and here his admirable qualities
of cunning and coolness found their most generous
scope. A love of fine clothes he shared with
all the best of his kind, and he visited Mr Bilger—the
jeweller who arrested him—magnificently
arrayed. He wore a black coat and waistcoat,
blue pantaloons, Hessian boots, and a hat ’in
the extreme of the newest fashion.’ He
was also resplendent with gold watch and eye-glass.
His hair was powdered, and a fawney sparkled on his
dexter fam. The booty was enormous, and a week
later he revisited the shop on another errand.
This second visit was the one flash of genius in a
somewhat drab career: the jeweller was so completely
dumfounded, that Vaux might have got clean away.
But though he kept discreetly out of sight for a while,
at last he drifted back to his ancient boozing-ken,
and was there betrayed to a notorious thief-catcher.
The inevitable sentence of death followed. It
was commuted after the fashion of the time, and Vaux,
having sojourned a while at the Hulks, sought for a
second time the genial airs of Botany Bay.