Though he could on occasion show a clean pair of heels, Hind was never lacking in valiance; and, another day, meeting a traveller with a hundred pounds in his pocket, he challenged him to fight there and then, staked his own horse against the money, and declared that he should win who drew first blood.  ‘If I am the conqueror,’ said the magnanimous Captain, ’I will give you ten pounds for your journey.  If you are favoured of fortune, you shall give me your servant’s horse.’  The terms were instantly accepted, and in two minutes Hind had run his adversary through the sword-arm.  But finding that his victim was but a poor squire going to London to pay his composition, he not only returned his money, but sought him out a surgeon, and gave him the best dinner the countryside could afford.

Thus it was his pleasure to act as a providence, many a time robbing Peter to pay Paul, and stripping the niggard that he might indulge his fervent love of generosity.  Of all usurers and bailiffs he had a wholesome horror, and merry was the prank which he played upon the extortionate money-lender of Warwick.  Riding on an easy rein through the town, Hind heard a tumult at a street corner, and inquiring the cause, was told that an innkeeper was arrested by a thievish usurer for a paltry twenty pounds.  Dismounting, this providence in jack-boots discharged the debt, cancelled the bond, and took the innkeeper’s goods for his own security.  And thereupon overtaking the usurer, ‘My friend!’ he exclaimed, ’I lent you late a sum of twenty pounds.  Repay it at once, or I take your miserable life.’  The usurer was obliged to return the money, with another twenty for interest, and when he would take the law of the innkeeper, was shown the bond duly cancelled, and was flogged wellnigh to death for his pains.

So Hind rode the world up and down, redressing grievances like an Eastern monarch, and rejoicing in the abasement of the evildoer.  Nor was the spirit of his adventure bounded by the ocean.  More than once he crossed the seas; the Hague knew him, and Amsterdam, though these somnolent cities gave small occasion for the display of his talents.  It was from Scilly that he crossed to the Isle of Man, where, being recommended to Lord Derby, he gained high favour, and received in exchange for his jests a comfortable stipend.  Hitherto, said the Chronicles, thieving was unknown in the island.  A man might walk whither he would, a bag of gold in one hand, a switch in the other, and fear no danger.  But no sooner had Hind appeared at Douglas than honest citizens were pilfered at every turn.  In dismay they sought the protection of the Governor, who instantly suspected Hind, and gallantly disclosed his suspicions to the Captain.  ‘My lord!’ exclaimed Hind, a blush upon his cheek, ’I protest my innocence; but willingly will I suffer the heaviest penalty of your law if I am recognised for the thief.’  The victims, confronted with their robber, knew him not, picturing to the Governor a monster with long hair and unkempt beard.  Hind, acquitted with apologies, fetched from his lodging the disguise of periwig and beard.  ‘They laugh who win!’ he murmured, and thus forced forgiveness and a chuckle even from his judges.