How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's eBook

William Hutchinson Murray
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 122 pages of information about How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's.

How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's eBook

William Hutchinson Murray
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 122 pages of information about How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's.

[Illustration:  “Ha, none of that, you woolly-coated rogue, you.”]

“A happy New Year to you, Towser, old boy,” he cried, and, seizing the huge dog by his shaggy coat, he wrestled with him like a merry-hearted boy.  “A happy New Year to you, old fellow,” he repeated, as the dog broke into a series of joyful barks; “speak it right out, Towser.  God made you as full of fun as he has the rest of us, and a good deal fuller than many of your kind, and mine, too,” and with this backhanded hit at the vinegar-visaged and acidulous-hearted of his own species, the deacon shuffled along the crisp, icy path toward the barn, while Towser gamboled through the deep snow and plunged into the huge, fleecy drifts in as merry a mood as his merry master.

“A happy New Year to you, old Jack,” he called out to his horse, as he entered the barn, and Jack neighed a happy return, more expectant, perhaps, of his breakfast of oats than appreciative of the greeting.  “And a happy New Year to you, you youngster,” he shouted to the colt, who, being at liberty to roam at will, had already appropriated a section of the hay-mow to his own satisfaction.  “Ha, none of that, you woolly-coated rogue, you,” he cried, as he jumped aside to escape a kick that the bunch of equine mischief anticly snapped at him.  “None of that, you little unconverted sinner, you.  I verily believe the parson is right, and that

    ’In Adam’s fall
    We sinned all—­’

men and beasts, colts and children, all in one lot.”

And so, talking to himself and his cattle, the jolly little man, whose good-heartedness represented more genuine orthodoxy than the whole Westminster catechism, bustled merrily about the barn and did his chores, while the cockerels crowed noisily from their perches overhead, the fat white pigs grunted in lazy contentment from their warm beds of straw, and the oxen, with their large, luminous eyes, gazed benevolently at him as he crammed their mangers generously full with the fragrant hay that smelled sweetly of the flowers and odorous meadow lands, where in the warm summer sunshine it had ripened for the welcome scythe.

How happy is life, in whatever part of this great fragrant world of ours it is lived, when men live it happily; and how gloomy seems its sunshine, even, when seen through the shadows and darkness of our surly moods.

What happy-hearted fairy was it that possessed the deacon’s heart and home, on this bright New Year’s morn, I wonder?  Surely, some angel of fun and frolic had flown into the deacon’s house with the opening of the year and was filling it, and the hearts within it, too, with mirthful moods.  For the deacon laughed and joked as he buttered his cakes and fired off his funny sayings at Miranda, as he had never joked and laughed before, until Miranda herself smiled and giggled; yes, actually giggled, behind the coffee-urn, at his merry squibs, as if the little imp above mentioned was mischievously tickling her—­yes, I will say it,—­her spinster ribs.

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