How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's eBook

William Hutchinson Murray
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 122 pages of information about How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's.

How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's eBook

William Hutchinson Murray
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 122 pages of information about How Deacon Tubman and Parson Whitney Kept New Year's.

“Hillow, deacon,” shouted one of the boys, who was driving a trim-looking bay, and who had crossed the line at the ending of the course second only to the pacer that could “speed like lightning,” as the boys said; “Hillow, deacon, ain’t you going to shake out old shamble-heels and show us fellows what speed is, to-day?” And the merry-hearted chap, son of the principal lawyer of the place, laughed heartily at his challenge, while the other drivers looked at the great angular steed that, without check, was walking carelessly along, with his head held down, ahead of the old sleigh and its churchly occupants.

“I don’t know but what I will,” answered the deacon, good-naturedly; “I don’t know but what I will, if the parson don’t object, and you won’t start off too quick to begin with; for this is New Year’s and a little extra fun won’t hurt any of us, I reckon.”

“Do it! do it! we’ll hold up for you,” answered a dozen merry voices.  “Do it, deacon, it’ll do old shamble-heels good to go a ten-mile-an-hour gait for once in his life, and the parson needn’t fear of being scandalized by any speed you’ll get out of him, either,” and the merry-hearted chaps haw-hawed as men and boys will when everyone is jolly and fun flows fast.

And so, with any amount of good-natured chaffing from the drivers of the “fast uns,” and from many that lined the roads, too,—­for the day gave greater liberty than usual to bantering speech,—­the speedy ones paced slowly up to the head of the street with Old Jack shambling demurely in the midst of them.

But the horse was a knowing old fellow and had “scored” at too many races not to know that the “return” was to be leisurely taken; and, indeed, he was a horse of independence and of too even, perhaps of too sluggish a temperament to waste himself in needless action; but he had the right stuff in him and hadn’t forgotten his early training, either, for when he came to the “turn,” his head and tail came up, his eyes brightened, and, with a playful movement of his huge body, without the least hint from the deacon, he swung himself and the cumbrous old sleigh into line and began to straighten himself for the coming brush.

Now, Jack was, as I have said, a horse of huge proportions, and needed “steadying” at the start, but the good deacon had no experience with the “ribbons,” and was, therefore, utterly unskilled in the matter of driving.  And so it came about that Old Jack was so confused at the start that he made a most awkward and wretched appearance in his effort to get off, being all “mixed up,” as the saying is, so much so that the crowd roared at his ungainly efforts and his flying rivals were twenty rods away before he had even got started.  But at last he got his huge body in a straight line and, leaving his miserable shuffle, squared away to his work, and with head and tail up went off at so slashing a gait that it fairly took the deacon’s breath away and caused the crowd that had been hooting him to roar their applause, while the parson grabbed the edge of the old sleigh with one hand and the rim of his tall black hat with the other.

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