“Did you ever, ever, ever!”—
and there was a brief pause, at the end of which the crowd joined in with unanimous burst and tremendous force of lungs:—
“Did you ever, ever, ever,
in your life ride a rail?
Such a deal of
pleasure’s in it, that you never can refuse!
You are mounted on strong
shoulders, that’ll never, never fail,
Though you pray’d
with tongue of sinner, just to plant you
where
they choose.
Though the brier patch is
nigh you, looking up with thorny faces,
They never wait
to see how you like the situation,
But down you go a rolling,
through the penetrating places,
Nor scramble out
until you give the cry of approbation.
Oh! pleasant is the riding,
highly-seated on the rail,
And worthy of
the wooden horse, the rascal that we ride;
Let us see the mighty shoulders
that will never, never fail.
To lift him high,
and plant him, on the crooked rail astride.
The
seven-sided pine rail, the pleasant bed of briar,
The
little touch of hickory law, with a dipping in the
mire.
“Did you ever, ever, ever,” &c.,
from the troupe in full blast!
The lawyer Pippin suddenly stood beside the despairing pedler, as this ominous ditty was poured upon the night-winds.
“Do you hear that song, Bunce?” he asked. “How do you like the music?”
The pedler looked in his face with a mixed expression of grief, anger, and stupidity, but he said nothing.
“Hark ye, Bunce,” continued the lawyer. “Do you know what that means? Does your brain take in its meaning, my friend?”
“Friend, indeed!” was the very natural exclamation of the pedler as he shrank from the hand of the lawyer, which had been affectionately laid upon his shoulder. “Friend, indeed! I say, Lawyer Pippin, if it hadn’t been for you, I’d never ha’ been in this fix. I’m ruined by you.”