“Besides
these jolly birds, whose corpse impure
Repaid their commons
with their salt manure,
Another farm he
had behind his house,
Not overstocked,
but barely for his use;
Wherein his poor
domestic poultry fed,
And from his pious
hand “received their bread.”
Our pampered pigeons,
with malignant eyes,
Beheld these inmates,
and their nurseries;
Though hard their
fare, at evening, and at morn,
(A cruise of water,
and an ear of corn,)
Yet still they
grudged that modicum, and thought
A sheaf in every
single grain was brought.
Fain would they
filch that little food away,
While unrestrained
those happy gluttons prey;
And much they
grieved to see so nigh their hall,
The bird that
warned St. Peter of his fall;
That he should
raise his mitred crest on high,
And clap his wings,
and call his family
To sacred rites;
and vex the ethereal powers
With midnight
mattins at uncivil hours;
Nay more, his
quiet neighbours should molest,
Just in the sweetness
of their morning rest.
Beast of a bird!
supinely when he might
Lie snug and sleep,
to rise before the light!
What if his dull
forefathers us’d that cry,
Could he not let
a bad example die?
The world was
fallen into an easier way:
This age knew
better than to fast and pray.
Good sense in
sacred worship would appear,
So to begin as
they might end the year.
Such feats in
former times had wrought the falls
Of crowing chanticleers
in cloister’d walls.
Expell’d
for this, and for their lands they fled;
And sister Partlet
with her hooded head
Was hooted hence,
because she would not pray a-bed.”
There is a magnanimity of abuse in some of these epithets, a fearless choice of topics of invective, which may be considered as the heroical in satire.