Revenues loaded with Pensions to worthless and vicious
Persons, and given for Services which would be a Disgrace
to publish. Trade flourish’d, Money was
plenty, none of their Neighbours durst encroach on
their Commerce; their Taxes were inconsiderable:
In a Word, as I before said, they were what our happy
Nation now is, admired for the Prudence of their Administration
at home, and the Terror of their Arms abroad.
They are now directly the Reverse of what they were,
and even in my Time, they were sinking in the Opinion
of their Neighbours, who began to consider them as
a declining Nation, which Alteration, I must own (for
I love to speak the Truth) was not a little owing
to the Administration of my Friend, the first Minister,
who in taking upon him to manage the Interests of
Nations, went out of his Depth, for Affairs of that
Nature seemed to be above his Capacity. His Education,
his Study, his Practice, were rather mercantile, than
otherwise, and all that Knowledge which his Partizans
boast so much in him, was confined to the Business
of the Taxes, a Road in which he was (as it were)
grown old, and to Money-Projects, which was owing to
a strict Correspondence he always kept with certain
projecting and mercantile People, and being used to
carry all Points at home by Gold, he knew no other
way of doing Business abroad; so that when their Neighbours
used to differ among themselves, about some Points
of Interest, and one Side or other stood in Need of
the Assistance of the Cacklogallinians, they
sometimes push’d themselves into the Quarrel,
and perhaps paid great Sums of Money for the Favour
of sending Armies to the Succour of one Side or other,
so that they became the Tools which other Nations
work’d with. They are naturally prone to
Rebellion, have let the Cormorants chouse them
out of several valuable Branches of their Commerce;
and yet the Cormorants are People with whom
they have kept the most lasting Friendship of all
their Neighbours. They love War, and rather than
not fight, they will give Money to be let into the
Quarrel (as has been hinted before) they know beforehand,
however victorious they may prove, nothing but Blows
will fall to their Share. If they are under a
mild Government, and grow rich, they are always finding
Fault with their Superiors, and ever ready to revolt:
But if they are oppress’d and kept poor, like
our Spaniels, they fawn on their Masters, and seem
in Love with Tyranny; which should any dare to speak
against, he is esteem’d an Enemy to the Happiness
of his Country. They are very proud, yet very
mean in some Particulars, and will, for their Interest,
sacrifice the Honour of their Families. They look
upon nothing infamous but Poverty, for which Reason,
the most scandalous Methods of procuring Riches, such
as Lying, Robbing the Publick, Cheating Orphans, Pimping,
Perjury, _& c._ are not look’d upon with evil
Eyes, provided they prove successful. This Maxim
holds with ’em, both in publick and private