The Emperor was highly delighted with the Present his Minister made him, and order’d all possible Care to be taken of me.  My Lord told him I might be as useful to his Majesty as my Make was curious, for he found me very intelligent, learning the Languages with great Facility, and that it was possible I might be serviceable in extending his Dominions, by bringing that Part of the World, which my Species inhabited, in Subjection to his Imperial Majesty.

Have they, said the Emperor, any Gold among them? I took the Liberty of assuring his Majesty, that we were the richest Nation in the Universe; that by our Trade, which never was so flourishing as at this Time, we brought in immense Quantities of that valuable Metal, and that we suffer’d none to be exported. It may then, replied his Majesty, be worth our while, one Day to think of this.

The Emperor order’d me to be conducted to an Apartment, and Leave was given to all the Vultuaquilian first, and Cacklogallinian Quality, to see me the next Day.  I had every thing I could wish provided for me, and a Month after I had been at Court, I had the Liberty of the Palace, and the Emperor would often call me into his Closet (as he found I was not ignorant in Arithmetick) to help him weigh and count his Wedges of Gold, and set down the Number, Weight and Value of each Piece; for this was a Diversion in which he amused himself.

This Prince was not very curious, for in the five Years I was in his Court, he scarce ever asked me one Question concerning the Europeans; nor was he in one Respect the Bubble of his Favourites, for I never saw him give one Piece of Gold to any of them, even the Squabbaws.

The Grandees, who perceived me grow in Favour so far, as that the Jay was turn’d out of Court for his Sawciness to me, which he redoubled after his having been confined, strove who shou’d shew me the most Respect, and make me the greatest Professions of friendship.  They not only offer’d me their Purses, but even their Wives and Daughters, whom they often left with me and whose Immodesty has often put me to the Blush.  Nay, a Boutofallalian, a Title answering to our Duke, told me, if I continued this Shyness, and would not do him the Honour to pass now and then an Hour with his Lady, he shou’d not take me for his Friend; and leaving her with me, he lock’d the Door.

Her Grace was as generous as her Spouse; and when I urg’d the Difference of our Species, she said, she was satisfied that wou’d be no Impediment, by what she had seen, for I had indeed no other Covering than a Mantle, and both his Majesty and his Squabbaws took a Pleasure to teaze me, by pulling it off, and leaving me naked in a full Circle.  In short, I was forc’d to save my self by the Window being on a Ground Floor, after all my Excuses were to no Purpose:  But fearing the Lady’s Resentment, I begg’d the Minister, exaggerating her Husband’s Merits, to give him a Pension, and I my self carried and delivered the Grant to her Grace, which made my Peace with both.