Corporal Sam and Other Stories eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 256 pages of information about Corporal Sam and Other Stories.

Corporal Sam and Other Stories eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 256 pages of information about Corporal Sam and Other Stories.

While he stood by the bookcase, balancing his spectacles on his forefinger and Homer’s words in his mind, Jenifer, his one small maid-servant, entered with word that Roger Olver was at the door with a message from Penalune.

‘Show him in,’ said Doctor Unonius.

So Roger Olver, huntsman and handy-man to Sir John Penalune of Penalune, squire of Polpeor, hitched his horse’s bridle on the staple by the doctor’s front door—­it would be hard to compute how many farmers, husbands, riding down at dead of night with news of wives in labour, had tethered their horses to that well-worn staple—­and was conducted by Jenifer to the doctor’s study.

‘Ah!  Good morning, Roger!’

‘Mornin’, y’r honour.  Sir John bade me ride down an’ ask ‘ee—­’

’To be sure—­to be sure.  As it happens, no man could have come at a happier moment.  Accustomed, as you are, to dogs—­’

‘Hounds,’ corrected Roger.

‘It makes no difference.’  The doctor translated the passage, and explained his difficulty.

‘I reckon,’ said Roger, after scratching his head, ’the gentleman acted right in settin’ down—­though I’ve never had occasion to try it, dogs bein’ fond o’ me by natur’.  I’ve heard, too, that a very good way, when a dog goes for you, is to squatty ’pon your heels with your coat-tails breshin’ the ground an’ bust out laffin’ in his face.  I tell that for what ‘tis worth.’

‘Thank you,’ said the doctor.  ‘I will make a note of it.’

‘It wants nerve, seemin’ to me.’  Roger Olver rubbed his chin.

‘That is understood.’

’For my part, if it happened I had a stick, I’d slash out at the beggar’s forelegs—­so—­an’ keep slashin’ same as if I was mowin’ grass.  Or, if I hadn’ a stick, I’d kick straight for his forelegs an’ chest; he’s easy to cripple there, an’ he knows it.  Settin’ down may be all right for the time, only the difficulty is you’ve got to get up again sooner or later—­onless help arrives.’

‘Eureka!’ exclaimed Doctor Unonius, rushing to his notes.

‘I beg y’r honour’s pardon?’

’The modern instance says that the dogs would remain seated in a circle round the man; that so long as he remained seated they would do the same; but that, if he attempted to rise, they would renew the attack.  That vindicates me, and explains Homer.’

‘Do it?’ said Roger Olver.  ‘But, beggin’ your pardon, sir, if it’s about dogs you want to know, why not have a look in at the kennels—­ ay, an’ follow the hounds now an’ then?  I’ve often wondered, makin’ so bold, how a gentleman like yourself, an’ knowin’ what’s good for health, can go wastin’ time on dead fishes, with a pack o’ hounds, so to speak, at your door.’

‘There’s no sport more healthful, I verily believe,’ agreed the doctor.

’And as for nat’ral history, what can a man want that he can’t larn off a fox?  Five-an’-twenty years I’ve been at it, an’ the varmints be teachin’ me yet.  But I’m forgettin’ my message, sir, which is that Sir John sends his compliments and would be happy to see you at dinner this evenin’, he havin’ a few friends.’

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