with no sympathy. I told him he had been sent
to bring the women, that my business was simply to
measure them; that if he would do his duty, I would
do mine. He made two other efforts, equally futile,
and finally returning, said he thought an order would
be necessary. I told him, if he had not already
an order I did not know what an order was; that the
jefe had distinctly told me what he was to
do; that he was not doing it. He then said he
had better go to the palace a moment; would I kindly
wait. I waited. He soon reappeared, and
started in bravely with a new subject, but was again
repulsed. Returning, he said that we had better
go up to the palace and interview the jefe
again. I replied that I had no time to spare;
that we had already lost two hours at the palace,
waiting for the jefe to appear, and that I
did not propose to lose more time; that he knew what
I expected, and must either do it, or I would return
to my hotel. He helplessly remarked that we had
better see the jefe, whereupon I picked up
my instruments and departed to the hotel. Leaving
my instruments at the hotel, I decided, while matters
were adjusting themselves—for I had no
thought of bothering myself further—to call
upon the bishop. Sallying from the hotel, I met
upon the street the regidor and two other town
officials, who were awaiting me. “Sir,”
said he, “will you not measure the women?”
“No,” said I, “I am going to call
upon the bishop. I have no time to waste.
We went once to measure the women, but you had no
power; your jefe plainly is a man without authority.”
“No, sir,” cried he, “the jefe
has issued a strict order that the women must be measured.”
“No matter,” I replied, “I have no
time to waste. I shall make my call.”
With this I entered the bishop’s palace, and
had an interesting visit with that prelate. When
leaving the palace, I found the regidor and
four town officials, awaiting my appearance.
He at once demanded whether it was not my intention
to measure the women. He said that he had been
to see the jefe, and that the jefe said
my wishes must be obeyed. I asked him where it
was proposed to measure the women, and he replied
that it should be wherever I pleased. “Very
good,” said I. “We will measure them
in the court-yard of the jefe’s palace;
have subjects brought there at once, and send a man
to my hotel for my instruments.”
To the palace we went, and thither shortly four policemen brought a woman from the market. With bad grace, she submitted to be measured, after which the four policemen went again to the market, and soon after reappeared with a second subject. So the work went on, with four policemen to each woman, until our full number was finally secured and the work completed.