Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 204 pages of information about Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete.

Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 204 pages of information about Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete.

The whole difference, then, between the situation of Adolphe and that of Caroline, consists in this:  though he no longer cares about her, she retains the right to care about him.

Now, let us listen to “What they say,” the theme of the concluding chapter of this work.

COMMENTARY.

IN WHICH IS EXPLAINED LA FELICITA OF FINALES.

Who has not heard an Italian opera in the course of his life?  You must then have noticed the musical abuse of the word felicita, so lavishly used by the librettist and the chorus at the moment when everybody is deserting his box or leaving the house.

Frightful image of life.  We quit it just when we hear la felicita.

Have you reflected upon the profound truth conveyed by this finale, at the instant when the composer delivers his last note and the author his last line, when the orchestra gives the last pull at the fiddle-bow and the last puff at the bassoon, when the principal singers say “Let’s go to supper!” and the chorus people exclaim “How lucky, it doesn’t rain!” Well, in every condition in life, as in an Italian opera, there comes a time when the joke is over, when the trick is done, when people must make up their minds to one thing or the other, when everybody is singing his own felicita for himself.  After having gone through with all the duos, the solos, the stretti, the codas, the concerted pieces, the duettos, the nocturnes, the phases which these few scenes, chosen from the ocean of married life, exhibit you, and which are themes whose variations have doubtless been divined by persons with brains as well as by the shallow—­for so far as suffering is concerned, we are all equal—­the greater part of Parisian households reach, without a given time, the following final chorus: 

THE WIFE, to a young woman in the conjugal Indian Summer.  My dear, I am the happiest woman in the world.  Adolphe is the model of husbands, kind, obliging, not a bit of a tease.  Isn’t he, Ferdinand?

Caroline addresses Adolphe’s cousin, a young man with a nice cravat, glistening hair and patent leather boots:  his coat is cut in the most elegant fashion:  he has a crush hat, kid gloves, something very choice in the way of a waistcoat, the very best style of moustaches, whiskers, and a goatee a la Mazarin; he is also endowed with a profound, mute, attentive admiration of Caroline.

FERDINAND.  Adolphe is happy to have a wife like you!  What does he want?  Nothing.

THE WIFE.  In the beginning, we were always vexing each other:  but now we get along marvelously.  Adolphe no longer does anything but what he likes, he never puts himself out:  I never ask him where he is going nor what he has seen.  Indulgence, my dear, is the great secret of happiness.  You, doubtless, are still in the period of petty troubles, causeless jealousies, cross-purposes, and all sorts of little botherations.  What is the good of all

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