The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

The sun, it is true, radiates life and joy; before his beneficence gloom and depression flee away, and youth and health grow strong to achieve the impossible; even age and sickness, bathed in his splendour, may forget awhile their burdens and dream of other days.  Truly sunshine is a thrice blessed thing.  And yet, as Ravenslee tied the neckerchief about his brawny throat, was it by reason of the sun alone that his grey eyes were so bright and joyous and that he whistled so soft and merrily?

Having brushed his hair and settled his vivid-hued neckerchief to his liking, he turned, and stooping over his humble bed, slipped a hand beneath the tumbled pillow and drew thence a letter; a somewhat crumpled missive, this, that he had borne about with him all the preceding day and read and reread at intervals even as he proceeded to do now, as, standing in the radiant sunbeams, he unfolded a sheet of very ordinary note paper and slowly scanned these lines written in a bold, flowing hand: 

Dear Mr. Geoffrey

I find I must be away from home all this week; will you please watch over my dear boy for me?  Then I shall work with a glad heart.  Am I wrong in asking this of you, I wonder?  Anyway, I am

Your grateful

Hermione C.

P.S.  I hear you are a peanut man.  You!!

Truly the sun is a thrice-blessed thing—­and yet—!  Having read this over with the greatest attention, taking preposterous heed to every dot and comma, having carefully refolded it, slipped it into the envelope and hidden it upon his person, he raised his eyes to the spotted text upon the wall.

“You’re right,” quoth he, nodding, “an altogether wise precept and one I have had by heart ever since she blessed my sight.  I must introduce you to her at the earliest—­the very earliest opportunity.”

Then he fell to whistling softly again, and opening the door, stepped out into the bright little sitting room.  Early though it was, Mrs. Trapes was already astir in her kitchen, and since sunshine is indubitably a worker of wonders, Mrs. Trapes was singing, rather harshly to be sure, yet singing nevertheless, and this was her song: 

“Said the young Obadiah to the old Obadiah,
   Obadiah, Obadiah, I am dry. 
 Said the old Obadiah to the young Obadiah,
   Obadiah, Obadiah, so am I.
 Said the young—­”

The song ended abruptly as, opening the door, she beheld her lodger.

“Lordy Lord, Mr. Geoffrey,” she exclaimed a little reproachfully, “whatever are you a-doin’ of, up an’ dressed an’ not half-past five yet?”

“Enjoying the morning, Mrs. Trapes, and yearning for my breakfast.”

“Ah, that’s just like a man; they’re almighty good yearners till they get what they yearns for—­then they yearns for somethin’ else—­immediate!”

“Well, but I suppose women yearn too, sometimes, don’t they?”

“Not they; women can only hope an’ sigh an’ languish an’ break their hearts in silence, poor dears.”

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