The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

“Oh, I ain’t a real crook, I never done nothin’ like this before, an’ I never will again if—­if you’ll only let me chase meself—­”

“And now,” sighed Mr. Ravenslee, “I’ll trouble you for the ’phone, yonder.”

“Are ye goin’ to—­call in de cops?”

“That is my intention.  Give me the ’phone.”

“No!” cried the boy, and springing before the telephone he stood there, trembling but defiant.

“Give me that telephone!”

“Not much I won’t!”

“Then of course I must shoot you!”

The boy stood with head up-flung and fists tight-clenched; Mr. Ravenslee lounged in his chair with levelled pistol.  So they fronted each other—­but, all at once, with a sound between a choke and a groan, the lad covered his face.

“Go on!” he whispered hoarsely, “go on—­what’s keepin’ you?  If it’s the cops or croaking, I—­I’d rather croak.”

“Why?”

“’Cause if I was ever sent to—­prison—­it ’ud break her heart, I guess.”

“Her heart?” said Mr. Ravenslee, and lowered the pistol.

“Me sister’s.”

“Ah—­so you have a sister?” and Mr. Ravenslee sat up suddenly.

“Lots o’ guys has, but there ain’t a sister like mine in all N’ York—­nor nowheres else.”

“Who are you?  What’s your name?”

“Spike.  Me real name’s Arthur, but Arthur sounds kinder soft an’ sissy; nobody don’t call me Arthur ‘cept her, an’ I don’t mind her.”

“And what’s her name?”

“Hermy—­Hermione, sir.”

“Hermione—­why, that’s Greek!  It’s a very beautiful name!”

“Kind of fits her too!” nodded Spike, warming to his theme.  “Hermy’s ace-high on the face and figure question!  Why, there ain’t a swell dame on Fift’ Av’ner, nor nowheres else, got anything on Hermy as a looker!”

“And what of your father and mother?”

“Ain’t got none—­don’t remember having none—­don’t want none; Hermy’s good ’nuff for me.”

“Good to you, is she?” enquired Mr. Ravenslee.

“Good t’ me!” cried Spike, “good?  Well, say—­when I think about it I—­I gets watery in me lamps, kinder sloppy in me talk, an’ all mushy inside!  Good t’ me?  Well, you can just bet on that!”

“And,” enquired Mr. Ravenslee sleepily, “are you as good to her?”

Hereupon Spike turned his cap inside out and looked at it thoughtfully.  “I—­I dunno, mister.”

“Ah! perhaps you—­make her cry, sometimes?”

Hereupon Spike began to pick at the lining of his cap and finally answered:  “Sometimes, I guess.”

“Would she cry if she could see you now, I wonder?”

Hereupon Spike began to wring and twist his cap in nervous hands ere he answered:  “I—­I guess she might, perhaps.”

“She must love you a good deal.”

At this, Spike twisted his cap into a ball but spoke nothing; seeing which Mr. Ravenslee proceeded.

“You are luckier than I; there isn’t a soul in the world to do as much for me.”

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