The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

“When did he speak, my dear?”

“Last Monday, Ann.”

“Did he say—­much?”

“He asked me to—­marry him.”

“Spoke of marriage, eh?  Did he happen t’ mention th’ word—­wife?”

“Oh, many times, Ann.”

“Good f’r him!  An’ when’s it t’ be?”

“Oh, Ann, dear, I—­I’m afraid it’s—­to-night!”

“T’night?  My land, he’s sure some hasty!”

“And so—­so masterful, Ann!”

“Well, y’ sure need a master.  But t’night—­land sakes!”

“He wrote and told me he would fix things so he could marry me to-night, Ann!”

“Then he’s sure out fixin’ ’em right now.  Lord, Hermy, why d’ ye tremble, girl—­y’ sure love him, don’t ye?”

“So much, Ann, so very much—­and yet—­”

“You ain’t scared of him, are ye?”

“No—­and yet, I—­I think I am—­a little.”

“But you’ll marry him, all the same?”

“Yes.”

“An’ t’night?”

“Yes.  But Ann, dear, when he comes in I want you to keep him with you as long as you can—­will you?”

“Why, sure I’ll keep him, jest as long as—­he’ll let me!  Lord, t’ think as my little Hermy’ll be a married woman this night!”

“And—­oh, Ann, I haven’t any—­trousseau—­”

“Shucks!  You don’t need none.  You’re best as you are.  You won’t need no fluffs an’ frills, I reckon.”

“But, Ann dear,” said Hermione, lifting her head and shaking it ruefully, “I have—­nothing!  And my best dress—­I made it in such a hurry, you remember—­it needs pressing and—­”

“He ain’t marryin’ you fer your clo’es, Hermy—­no, sir!  It’s you he wants an’—­oh, shucks!  What do clo’es matter t’ you, anyway?  You was meant to be one o’ them nymphs an’ goddesses as went about clad—­well, airy.  You’d ha’ done fine with them soft arms an’ shoulders an’—­”

“But I’m not a goddess, Ann, I’m only poor Hermy Chesterton—­with a hole in one stocking and the lace on her petticoat torn, and her other things—­well, look here!” and up whirled gown and petticoat, “see what a state they’re in—­look, Ann!”

“My dear, I am!” nodded Mrs. Trapes over her teacup, “an’ what I say is, it don’t matter a row o’ pins if a stockin’ ’s got a bit of a hole in it if that stockin’ ‘s on sich a leg as that!  An’ as fer—­”

“But,” sighed Hermione, “don’t you understand—­”

“My dear, I do!  I was a married woman once, mind.  An’ I tell you ’beauty doth lie in the eye o’ the beholder’, my dear, an’ the two eyes as is a-goin’ t’ behold you this night is goin’ t’ behold so much beauty as they won’t behold nothin’ else.”

“But—­he loves dainty things, I’m sure.”

“Well, ain’t he gettin’ a dainty thing?  Ain’t he gettin’ th’ daintiest, sweetest, loveliest—­” Here Mrs. Trapes set down her cup again to clasp Hermione in her arms.

“Do you think he’ll—­understand, Ann?”

“He’ll be a fool if he doesn’t!”

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