brethren. One day it went in dinners given to
brethren who deliver diplomas of genius; another day
it went in money lent to Grub-Street penny-a-liners
who were starving; again it went to found petty newspapers
established to demolish old reputations and raise
new ones, and to die of inanition at their fifth number
for want of a sixth subscriber. In fine, before
three years had passed away, not a cent was left of
Monsieur Philoxene Boyer’s estate, and in return
he had acquired neither talents nor fame. He
is scarcely thirty years old: he looks like a
man of sixty. I know no man in the world who,
for the hope of half a million of dollars and a place
in the French Academy, would consent to bear the burden
of tortures, privations, and humiliations which make
up Monsieur Philoxene Boyer’s existence.
He undergoes the torments of the damned; he fasts;
he flounders in all the sewers of Paris. But
he is riveted to this horrible existence as the galley-slave
to his chain; he can breathe no other air than this
mephitic atmosphere; he can lead no other life.
When I saw him on the threshold of that sombre and
humid reading-room, muddied, wet, pale, thin, almost
in rags, I could not help thinking of this wretched
galley-slave of literary ambition as he might have
been at home in his old Norman mansion, cozily stretched
before a blazing fire, with a cellar full of cider
and a larder groaning beneath the fat of that favored
land, smiling at a young wife on whose lap merry children
were gambolling. He was in the vein of bitter
frankness. He had not dined the preceding day.
He seized me by the arm, and, dragging me out of the
circulating-library, said to me, in a voice as abrupt
as a feverish pulsation,—
“Don’t listen to that old hag! All
the books she offers you are miserable stuff, fit
at best for the pastry-cooks. Oh! you don’t
know how success is won nowadays. I’ll
tell you. There is an assurance society between
the book, the piece, and the judge. Praise me,
and I’ll praise you. If you will praise
us, we will praise you. The public buys.”
Then he went on with his bitter voice to utter a furious
philippic against our celebrated literary men.
He attacked them all, with scarcely an exception.
This one sold his pen to the highest bidder; that one
levied contributions of all sorts on the vanity of
authors and artists; another was a mere actor; a fourth
was nothing but a mountebank; a fifth was a mere babbler;
and so on he went through the whole catalogue of authors.
The illustrious literary democrats were Liberals and
Spartans only for the public eye. They cared
as much about liberty as about old moons: this
one speculated on a title; that one on a vice; a third,
to possess a carriage and dine at Vefour’s,
had become the thrall of a wealthy stockjobber who
paid his virtues by the month and his opinions by
the line. He spoke in this way for an hour, bitter,
excessive, nervous, extravagant, and sometimes eloquent.
All at once he stopped,—and pressing my
hand with a mixture of bitterness and cynicism, he
said,—“Old boy, I have now given you
a dollar’s worth of literature; lend me ten
dimes.” I hastily drew from my pocket three
or four gold coins, and, blushing, slipped them into
his hand; it trembled a little; he thanked me with
a glance, and, muttering something like “Good
bye,” disappeared around the next corner.