men of quality. Be that as it might, while straying
hither and thither through those crowded apartments,
I saw much reason for modifying certain heterodox
opinions which I had inbibed, in my Transatlantic newness
and rawness, as regarded the delicate character and
frequent occurrence of English beauty. To state
the entire truth, (being, at this period, some years
old in English life,) my taste, I fear, had long since
begun to be deteriorated by acquaintance with other
models of feminine loveliness than it was my happiness
to know in America. I often found, or seemed to
find, if I may dare to confess it, in the persons of
such of my dear countrywomen as I now occasionally
met, a certain meagreness, (Heaven forbid that I should
call it scrawniness!) a deficiency of physical development,
a scantiness, so to speak, in the pattern of their
material make, a paleness of complexion, a thinness
of voice,—all which characteristics, nevertheless,
only made me resolve so much the more sturdily to
uphold these fair creatures as angels, because I was
sometimes driven to a half-acknowledgment, that the
English ladies, looked at from a lower point of view,
were perhaps a little finer animals than they.
The advantages of the latter, if any they could really
be said to have, were all comprised in a few additional
lumps of clay on their shoulders and other parts of
their figures. It would be a pitiful bargain
to give up the ethereal charm of American beauty in
exchange for half a hundred-weight of human clay!
At a given signal we all found our way into an immense
room, called the Egyptian Hall, I know not why, except
that the architecture was classic, and as different
as possible from the ponderous style of Memphis and
the Pyramids. A powerful band played inspiringly
as we entered, and a brilliant profusion of light
shone down on two long tables, extending the whole
length of the hall, and a cross-table between them,
occupying nearly its entire breadth. Glass gleamed
and silver glistened on an acre or two of snowy damask,
over which were set out all the accompaniments of
a stately feast. We found our places without much
difficulty, and the Lord-Mayor’s chaplain implored
a blessing on the food,—a ceremony which
the English never omit, at a great dinner or a small
one, yet consider, I fear, not so much a religious
rite as a sort of preliminary relish before the soup.
The soup, of course, on this occasion, was turtle,
of which, in accordance with immemorial custom, each
guest was allowed two platefuls, in spite of the otherwise
immitigable law of table-decorum. Indeed, judging
from the proceedings of the gentlemen near me, I surmised
that there was no practical limit, except the appetite
of the guests and the capacity of the soup-tureens.
Not being fond of this civic dainty, I partook of
it but once, and then only in accordance with the wise
maxim, always to taste a fruit, a wine, or a celebrated
dish, at its indigenous site; and the very fountain-head