there was little or no pretence of official costume.
It being the first considerable assemblage of Englishmen
that I had seen, my honest impression about them was,
that they were a heavy and homely set of people, with
a remarkable roughness of aspect and behavior, not
repulsive, but beneath which it required more familiarity
with the national character than I then possessed always
to detect the good-breeding of a gentleman. Being
generally middle-aged, or still farther advanced,
they were by no means graceful in figure; for the
comeliness of the youthful Englishman rapidly diminishes
with years, his body appearing to grow longer, his
legs to abbreviate themselves, and his stomach to
assume the dignified prominence which justly belongs
to that metropolis of his system. His face (what
with the acridity of the atmosphere, ale at lunch,
wine at dinner, and a well-digested abundance of succulent
food) gets red and mottled, and develops at least one
additional chin, with a promise of more; so that, finally,
a stranger recognizes his animal part at the most
superficial glance, but must take time and a little
pains to discover the intellectual. Comparing
him with an American, I really thought that our national
paleness and lean habit of flesh gave us greatly the
advantage in an aesthetic point of view. It seemed
to me, moreover, that the English tailor had not done
so much as he might and ought for these heavy figures,
but had gone on wilfully exaggerating their uncouthness
by the roominess of their garments: he had evidently
no idea of accuracy of fit, and smartness was entirely
out of his line. But, to be quite open with the
reader, I afterwards learned to think that this aforesaid
tailor has a deeper art than his brethren among ourselves,
knowing how to dress his customers with such individual
propriety that they look as if they were born in their
clothes, the fit being to the character rather than
the form. If you make an Englishman smart, (unless
he be a very exceptional one, of whom I have seen a
few,) you make him a monster: his best aspect
is that of ponderous respectability.
To make an end of these first impressions, I fancied
that not merely the Suffolk bar, but the bar of any
inland county in New England, might show a set of
thin-visaged, green-spectacled men, looking wretchedly
worn, sallow with the intemperate use of strong coffee,
deeply wrinkled across the forehead, and grimly furrowed
about the month, with whom these heavy-cheeked English
lawyers, slow-paced and fat-witted as they must needs
be, would stand very little chance in a professional
contest. How that matter might turn out I am
unqualified to decide. But I state these results
of my earliest glimpses of Englishmen, not for what
they are worth, but because I ultimately gave them
up as worth little or nothing. In course of time,
I came to the conclusion that Englishmen of all ages
are a rather good-looking people, dress in admirable
taste from their own point of view, and, under a surface