“I also publish the banns of matrimony between Phelim O’Toole—­whom we must in future call the ’Patriarch’—­of Teernarogarah, and Peggy Donovan of the same place.  If any of you knows any impediment in the way of their marriage, you are bound to declare it.”

“Bravo!  Phelim acushla.  ’Tis you that’s the blessed youth.  Tundher-an’-whiskey, did ever any body hear of sich desate?  To do three o’ them.  Be sure the Bouncer has some schame in this.  Well, one would suppose Paddy Donovan an’ his daughter had more sinse nor to think of sich a runagate as Bouncin’ Phelim.”

“No, but the Pathriark!  Sure his Reverence sez that we musn’t call him anything agin but the Pathriark!  Oh, be gorra, that’s the name!—­ha, ha, ha!”

When the mirth of the congregation had subsided, and their comments ended, the priest concluded in the following words:—­

“Now, my friends, here is such a piece of profligacy as I have never, in the whole course of my pastoral duties, witnessed.  It is the act of Phelim O’Toole, be it known, who did not scruple to engage himself for marriage to three females—­that is, to two girls and an old woman—­and who, in addition, had the effrontery to send me his name and theirs, to be given out all on the same Sunday; thus making me an instrument in his hands to hoax those who trusted in his word.  That he can marry but one of them is quite clear; but that he would not scruple to marry the three, and three more to complete the half-dozen, is a fact which no one who knows him will doubt.  For my part, I know not how this business may terminate.  Of a truth he has contrived to leave the claims of the three females in a state of excellent confusion.  Whether it raise or lessen him in their opinion I cannot pretend to determine.  I am sorry for Donovan’s daughter, for I know not what greater calamity could befall any honest family than a matrimonial union with Phelim O’Toole.  I trust that this day’s proceedings will operate as a caution to the females of the parish against such an unscrupulous reprobate.  It is for this purpose only that I publish the names given in to me.  His character was pretty well known before; it is now established; and having established it, I dismiss the subject altogether.”

Phelim’s fame was now nearly at its height.  Never before had such a case been known; yet the people somehow were not so much astonished as might be supposed.  On the contrary, had Phelim’s courtship gone off like that of another man, they would have felt more surprised.  We need scarcely say, that the “giving out” or “calling” of Phelim and the three damsels was spread over the whole parish before the close of that Sunday.  Every one had it—­man, woman, and child.  It was told, repeated, and improved as it went along.  Now circumstances were added, fresh points made out, and other dramatis personae brought in—­all with great felicity, and quite suitable to Phelim’s character.