Phelim Otoole's Courtship and Other Stories eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 520 pages of information about Phelim Otoole's Courtship and Other Stories.

Phelim Otoole's Courtship and Other Stories eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 520 pages of information about Phelim Otoole's Courtship and Other Stories.
they are with it; like opposite qualities, they cannot abide in the same individual.  Let me impress it on you, that these are the principles by which you must honorably succeed in life, if you do succeed; while by neglecting them, you must assuredly fail.  ’Tis true, knavery and dishonesty are often successful, but it is by the exercise of fraudulent practices, which I am certain you will never think of carrying into the business of life—­I consequently dismiss this point altogether, as unsuitable to either of you.  I have only to add, now, that I hope most sincerely you will observe the few simple truths I have laid down to you; and I trust, that ere many years pass, I may live to see you both respectable, useful, and independent members of society.  Farewell, and may you be all we wish you!”

Whether this little code of useful doctrine was equally observed by both, will appear in the course of our narrative.

About a month or so before the departure of Frank and Art from the Corner House, Jemmy Murray and another man were one day in the beginning of May strolling through one of his pasture-fields.  His companion was a thin, hard-visaged little fellow, with a triangular face, and dry bristly hair, very much the color of, and nearly as prickly as, a withered furze bush; both, indeed, were congenial spirits, for it is only necessary to say, that he of the furze bush was another of those charital and generous individuals whose great delight consisted, like his friend Murray, in watching the seasons, and speculating upon the failure of the crops.  He had the reputation of being wealthy, and in fact was so; indeed, of the two, those who had reason to know, considered that he held the weightier purse; his name was Cooney Finigan, and the object of his visit to Murray—­their conversation, however, will sufficiently develop that.  Both, we should observe, appeared to be exceedingly blank and solemn; Cooney’s hard face, as he cast his eye about him, would have made one imagine that he had just buried the last of his family, and Murray looked as if he had a son about to be hanged.  The whole cause of this was simply that a finer season, nor one giving ampler promise of abundance, had not come within the memory of man.

“Ah!” said Murray, with a sigh, “look, Cooney, at the distressin’ growth of grass that’s there—­a foot high if it’s an inch!  If God hasn’t sed it, there will be the largest and heaviest crops that ever was seen in the country; heigho!”

“Well, but one can’t have good luck always,” replied Cooney; “only it’s the wondherful forwardness of the whate that’s distressin’ me.”

“An’ do you think that I’m sufferin’ nothin’ on that account?” asked his companion; “only you haven’t three big stacks of hay waitin’ for a failure, as I have.”

“That’s bekase I have no meadow on my farm,” replied Cooney; “otherwise I would be in the hay trade as well as yourself.”

“Well, God help us, Cooney! every one has their misfortunes as well as you and I; sure enough, it’s a bitther business to see how every thing’s thrivin’—­hay, oats, and whate! why they’ll be for a song:  may I never get a bad shillin’, but the poor ‘ill be paid for takin’ them! that’s the bitther pass things will come to; maurone ok! but it’s a black lookout!”

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