home the money. It was difficult, indeed, for
the poor tailor to bear what he felt; it is true he
bore it as long as he could; but at length he became
suicidal, and often had thoughts of “making
his own quietus with his bare bodkin.” After
many deliberations and afflictions, he ultimately
made the attempt; but, alas! he found that the blood
of the Malones refused to flow upon so ignominious
an occasion. So he solved the phenomenon; although
the truth was, that his blood was not “i’
the vein” for’t; none was to be had.
What then was to be done? He resolved to get
rid of life by some process; and the next that occurred
to him was hanging. In a solemn spirit he prepared
a selvage, and suspended himself from the rafter of
his workshop; but here another disappintment awaited
him—he would not hang. Such was his
want of gravity, that his own weight proved insufficient
to occasion his death by mere suspension. His
third attempt was at drowning, but he was too light
to sink; all the elements,—all his own energies
joined themselves, he thought, in a wicked conspiracy
to save his life. Having thus tried every avenue
to destruction, and failed in all, he felt like a
man doomed to live for ever. Henceforward he shrunk
and shrivelled by slow degrees, until in the course
of time he became so attenuated, that the grossness
of human vision could no longer reach him.
This, however, could not last always. Though
still alive, he was, to all intents and purposes,
imperceptible. He could now only be heard; he
was reduced to a mere essence—the very
echo of human existence, vox el praiterea nihil.
It is true the schoolmaster asserted that he occasionally
caught passing glimpses of him; but that was because
he had been himself nearly spiritualized by affliction,
and his visual ray purged in the furnace of domestic
tribulation. By and by Neal’s voice lessened,
got fainter and more indistinct, until at length nothing
but a doubtful murmur could be heard, which ultimately
could scarcely be distinguished from a ringing in
the ears.
Such was the awful and mysterious fate of the tailor,
who, as a hero, could not of course die; he merely
dissolved like an icicle, wasted into immateriality,
and finally melted away beyond the perception of mortal
sense. Mr. O’Connor is still living, and
once more in the fulness of perfect health and strength.
His wife, however, we may as well hint, has been dead
more than two years.
ART MAGUIRE;
OR, THE BROKEN PLEDGE.
PREFACE.