Cornelius Dalton persisted notwithstanding this great
act of contemptuosity and discouragement to his creditable
and industrious endeavors, to expend, upon the aforesaid
farm, in solid and valuable improvements, a sum of
seven hundred pounds and upwards, in building, draining,
enclosing, and manuring—all of which improvements
transcendantly elevated the value of the farm in question,
as the whole rational population of the country could
depose to—me ipso teste quoque.
That when this now highly emendated tenement was brought
to the best condition of excellence of which it was
susceptible, the middleman landlord—va
miseris agricolis!—called upon him for
an elevation of rent, which was reluctantly complied
with, under the tyrannical alternative of threatened
ejection, incarceration of cattle, &c, &c, and many
other proceedings equally inhuman and iniquitous.
That this rack-rent, being now more than the land
could pay, began to paralyze the efforts, and deteriorate
the condition of the said Mr. Cornelius Dalton; and
which, being concatenated with successive failures
in his crops, and mortality among his cattle, occasioned
him, as it were, to retrogade from his former state;
and in the course of a few calamitous years, to decline,
by melancholy gradation and oppressive treatment from
Richard Henderson, Esq., J.P., his landlord, to a
state of painful struggle and poverty. That the
said Richard Henderson, Esq., his unworthy landlord,
having been offered a still higher rent, from a miserable
disciple, named Darby Skinadre, among others, unfeelingly
availed himself of Dalton’s res augusta—and
under play of his privileges as a landlord, levied
an execution upon his property, auctioned him out,
and expelled him from the farm; thus turning a respectable
man and his family, hopeless and houseless, beggars
upon the world, to endure misery and destitution.
That the said Mr. Cornelius Dalton, now plain Corny
Dalton—for vile poverty humilifies even
the name—or rather his respectable family,
among whom, facile princeps, for piety and
unshaken trust in her Redeemer, stands his truly unparalleled
wife, are lying in a damp wet cabin within about two
hundred perches of his former residence, groaning
with the agonies of hunger, destitution, dereliction,
and disease, in such a state of complicated and multiform
misery as rarely falls to the lot of human eyes to
witness. That the burthen and onus of this petition
is, to humbly supplicate that Mr. Cornelius Dalton,
or rather his afflicted and respectable family, may
be reinstated in their farm as aforesaid, or if not,
that Richard Henderson, J.P., may be compelled to
swallow such a titillating emetic from the head landlord
as shall compel him to eructate to this oppressed
and plundered man all the money he expended in making
improvements, which remain to augment the value of
the farm, but which, at the same time, were the means
of ruining himself and his most respectable family:
for, as the bard says, ‘sio vos non vobis,’
&c, &c. Of the remainder of this appropriate
quotation, your honor cannot be incognizant, or any
man who has had the advantage of being college-bred,
as every true gentleman or ‘homo factus ad
unguem’ must have, otherwise he fails to
come under this category.—And your petitioner
will ever pray.”