With the tact of a sly old disciplinarian, he first secured the door, and instantly commenced the agreeable task of promiscuous castigation.  Heavy and vindictive did his arm descend upon those whom he suspected to have cautioned the boy against his rapacity; nor amongst the warm-hearted lads, whom he thwacked so cunningly, was Thady passed over with a tender hand.  Springs, bouncings, doublings, blowing of fingers, scratching of heads, and rubbing of elbows—­shouts of pain, and doleful exclamations, accompanied by action that displayed surpassing agility-marked the effect with which he plied the instrument of punishment.  In the meantime the spirit of reaction, to use a modern phrase, began to set in.  The master, while thus engaged in dispensing justice, first received a rather vigorous thwack on the ear from behind, by an anonymous contributor, who gifted him with what is called a musical ear, for it sang during five minutes afterwards.  The monarch, when turning round to ascertain the traitor, received another insult on the most indefensible side, and that with a cordiality of manner, that induced him to send his right hand reconnoitring the invaded part.  He wheeled round a second time with more alacrity than before; but nothing less than the head of James could have secured him on this occasion.  The anonymous contributor sent him a fresh article.  This was supported by another kick behind:  the turf began to fly; one after another came in contact with his head and shoulders so rapidly, that he found himself, instead of being the assailant, actually placed upon his defence.

[Illustration:  PAGE 1099—­ Received a rather vigorous thwack on the ear]

The insurrection spread, the turf flew more thickly; his subjects closed in upon him in a more compact body; every little fist itched to be at him; the larger boys boldly laid in the facers, punched him in the stomach, I treated him most opprobriously behind, every kick and cuff accompanied by a memento of his cruelty; in short, they compelled him, like Charles the Tenth, ignominiously to fly from his dominions.

On finding the throne vacant, some of them suggested that it ought to be overturned altogether.  Thady, however, who was the ringleader of the rebellion, persuaded them to be satisfied with what they had accomplished, and consequently succeeded in preventing them from destroying the fixtures.

Again they surrounded the poor scholar, who, feeling himself the cause of the insurrection, appeared an object of much pity.  Such was his grief that he could scarcely reply to them.  Their consolation on witnessing his distress was overwhelming.  They desired him to think nothing of it; if the master, they told him, should wreak his resentment on him, “be the holy farmer,” they would pay (* pay) the masther.  Thady’s claim was now undisputed.  With only the injury of a black eye, and a lip swelled to the size of a sausage, he walked home in triumph, the poor scholar accompanying him.