“And, Briney, are ye in Greek at all yet?”

“No, Phaddhy, I’ll not be in Greek till I’m in Virgil and Horace, and thin I’ll be near finished.”

“And how long will it be till that, Briney?”

“Why, Phaddhy, you know I’m only a year and a half at the Latin, and in two years more I’ll be in the Greek.”

“Do ye think will ye ever be as larned as!  Father Philemy, Briney?”

“Don’t ye, know whin I’m a clargy I will but I’m only a lignum sacerdotis yet, Phaddhy.”

“What’s ligdum saucerdoatis, Briney?”

“A block of a priest, Phaddhy.”

“Now, Briney, I suppose Father Philemy knows everything.”

“Ay, to be sure he does; all the languages’ that’s spoken through the world, Phaddhy.”

“And must all the priests know them, Briney?—­how many are they?”

“Seven—­sartainly, every priest must know them, or how could they lay the divil, if he’d, spake to them in a tongue they couldn’t understand, Phaddhy?”

“Ah, I declare, Briney, I see it now; only for that, poor Father Philip, the heavens be his bed, wouldn’t be able to lay ould Warnock, that haunted Squire Sloethorn’s stables.”

“Is that when the two horses was stole, Phaddhy?”

“The very time, Briney; but God be thanked, Father Philip settled him to the day of judgment.”

“And where did he put him, Phaddhy?”

“Why, he wanted to be put anundher the hearth-stone; but Father Philip made him walk away with himself into a thumb-bottle, and tied a stone to it, and then sent him to where he got a cooling, the thief, at the bottom of the lough behind the house.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what I’m thinking I’ll be apt to do, Phaddhy, when I’m a clargy.”

“And what is that, Briney?”

“Why, I’ll—­but, Phaddhy,don’t be talking of this, bekase, if it should come to be known, I might get my brains knocked out by some of the heretics.”

“Never fear, Briney, there’s no danger of that—­but what is it?”

“Why, I’ll translate all the Protestants into asses, and then we’ll get our hands red of them altogether.”

“Well, that flogs for cuteness, and it’s a wondher the clargy* doesn’t do it, and them has the power; for ’twould give us pace entirely.  But, Briney, will you speak in Latin to Father Philemy on Thursday?”

* I have no hesitation in asserting that the bulk of the uneducated peasantry really believe that the priests have this power.

“To tell you the thruth, Phaddhy, I would rather he wouldn’t examine me this bout, at all at all.”

“Ay, but you know we couldn’t go agin him, Briney, bekase he promised to get you into the college.  Will you speak some Latin, now till I hear you?”

“Hem!—­Verbum personaley cohairit cum nomnatibo numbera at persona at numquam sera yeast at bonis moras voia.”

“Bless my heart!—­and, Briney, where’s that taken from?”