he, brandishing it over my head. “My good
father,” said I, “do you remember, since
nothing else will restrain you, that the laws of the
country will not recognize such horsewhip Christianity?”
“The laws of the country. Oh, God help
it for a country! Yes! yes! excellent. Here
Michael—I say, come here—drive
out this follow. I’ll be calm; I’ll
not, put myself in a passion—out with him!
this fellow.” On turning round to contemplate
the person spoken to, we recognized each other as slight
aquaintances. “Bless me,” said he,
“what’s the matter? Why,” he
added, addressing me, “what’s this?”
“How? do you know him, Michael?” “Tut,
I do—isn’t he for the mission?”
“Oh—ho!—is that it? well,
I’m glad I know so much; good-bye to you, for
the present; never fear but I’ll keep my eye
upon you.” So saying, we separated.
Michael followed me out. “This is an awkward
business,” said he, “you had better make
submission, and ask his pardon; for you know he can
injure your prospects, and will do so, if you don’t
submit; he is not of the most forgiving cast—but
that’s between ourselves.” “What
o’clock is it?” said I. “Near
three.” “Well, good-bye, and God
bless you; if he had a spark of humanity in him, I
would beg his pardon at once, if I thought I had offended
him; but as to making submission to such a man, as
you call it—why—this is a very
sultry day, my friend.” I returned directly
to the old man and his son; and, let purity or motive
go as it may, truth to tell, they were no losers by
the priest’s conduct; as I certainly slipped
them a few additional shillings, out of sheer contempt
for him. On tasting a little refreshment in one
of the cabins, the son fainted—but on the
whole they were enabled to accomplish their journey
home; and the father’s blessing was surely a
sufficient antidote against the Priest’s resentment.
I was now ready to depart; and on my way to the boat,
found my two old female companions watching, lest
I should pass, and they might miss my company on the
way. It was now past three o’clock, and
we determined to travel as far as we could that night,
as the accommodations were vile in Petigo; and the
spokeswoman mentioned a house of entertainment, about
twelve miles forward, where, she said, we would find
better treatment. When we got on terra firma,
the first man I saw was the monosyllabic humorist,
sitting on a hillock resting himself—his
eyes fixed on the earth, and he evidently in a brown
study on what he had gone through. He was drawing
in his breath gradually, his cheeks expanding all the
while, until they reached the utmost point of distention,
when he would all at once let it go with a kind of
easy puff, ending in a groan, as he surveyed his naked
feet, which were now quite square, and, like my own,
out of all shape. I asked him how he liked the
station; he gave me one of the old looks, shrugged
his shoulders, but said nothing—it was,
however, a shrug condemnatory. I then asked him
would he ever make another pilgrimage? He answered
me by another shrug, a grave look, dryly raising his
eye-brows, and a second appeal to his feet, all of
which I easily translated into strong negatives.
We refreshed ourselves in Petigo.