The truth was, in the midst of all my sanctity I felt proud of the old woman’s mistake as to my priesthood, and really had not so much ready virtue about me, on the occasion, as was sufficient to undeceive her. I was even thankful to her for the inquiry, and thought, on a closer inspection, I perceived an uncommon portion of good sense and intelligence in her face. “My very excellent, worthy woman,” said I, “how is it that you are able to travel at such a rate, when one would suppose you should be fatigued by this time, after so long a journey?”
“Musha?” said she, “but your Reverence ought to know that.”—I felt puzzled at this: “How should I know it?” said I.
“I’m sure,” she continued, “you couldn’t expect a poor ould crathur o’ sixty to travel at this rate, at all at all; except for raisons, your Reverence:”—looking towards me quite confidently and knowingly. This was still more oracular, and I felt very odd under it; my character for devotion was at stake, and I feared that the old lady was drawing me into a kind of vicious circle. “Your Reverence knows, that for the likes o’ me, that can hardly move to the market of a Saturday, Lord help me! an’ home agin, for to travel at this rate, would be impossible, any how, except,” she added, “for what I’m carryin’, sir, blessed be God for it!”—peering at me again with more knowing and triumphant look.
“Why that’s true,” said I, thoughtfully; and then, assuming a bit of the sacerdotal privilege, and suddenly raising my voice, though I was as innocent as the child unborn of her meaning,—“that’s true; but now as you appear to be a sensible, pious woman, I hope you-understand the nature of what you are carrying—and in a proper manner, too, for you know that’s the chief point.”
“Why, Father dear, I do my best, avourneen; an’ I ought of a sartinty to know it, bekase blessed Friar Hagan spent three dys instructin’ Mat and myself in it; an’ more betoken, that Mat sent him a sack o’ phaties, an’ a bag of oats for his trouble, not forgettin’ the goose he got from myself, the Micklemas afther.—Arrah how long is that ago, Katty a-haygur?” said she, addressing her companion.