“A-hem! Why, Cannie,” asked O’Driscol, with an expression of strong alarm in his face—“why do you ask so—so—singular a question as that?”
“Bekaise, sir, sooner than you should breathe—mind, breathe’s the word—one syllable against Buck English, I’d recommend you to go into the mouse-hole I spoke of, and never show your face out of it agin. I—an’ everybody knows me, an’ likes me, too, I hope—I meek—hem! throth I do make it a point never to name him at all, barrin’ when I can’t help it. Nobody knows anything about him, they say. By all accounts, he never sleeps a week, or at any rate more than a week, in the same place; an’ whatever dress he has on comin’ to any particular part of the counthry, he never changes; but they say that if you find him in any other part of the counthry, he has a different dress on him: he has a dress, they say, for every part.”
“He has honored my father,” said Alick, “by sending him a written proposal for my sister Julia—ha! ha! ha!”
“Well, now, did he, Mr. Alick?”
“Yes; and he says that he may be refused now, but won’t the next time he asks her.”
“Well, then, Mr. Alick, I’ll tell you what I’d advise you to do: go home, and tell your father to send for him, if he knows where to find him, and let him not lose a day in marryin’ her to him; for if everything is thrue that’s said of him, he was never known to break a promise, whether it was for good or ill.”
“Ha! ha! ha! thank you, Cannie,—excellent!” replied Alick.
“Who can he be, Cannie?” asked Miss O’Driscol, “this person of such wonderful mystery? I have never seen him, but I wish I could.”
“Ay, have you, often—I’ll engage, Miss.”
“And so do I,” added her father; “I wish to see him also, and to have everything mysterious cleared up.”
“Well,” continued the pedlar, “I know nothing myself about him, only as I hear; but if all’s thrue that’s said, he could give your father, and you, Mr. Alick, lave to walk through the whole counthry in the hour of noonday or midnight, widout a finger ever bein’ raised against one o’ you; and as for you, Mr. O’Driscol, he could have the house pulled about your ears in an hour’s time, if he wished—ay, and he would, too, if he heard that you spoke a harsh word of him.”
“As for me, Cannie,” replied the magistrate, “I trust I’m a Christian man, and not in the habit of abusing the absent. Indeed, I don’t see what right any one has to make impertinent inquiries into the life or way of living of any respectable person—I do not see it, Cannie; and, I assure you, I always set my face against such prying inquiries.”
“I know, myself,” continued the pedlar, “that there’s a great many things said about him, an’ people wishes to know who he is. Now I was tould a thing wanst by a sartain parson—I won’t say who, but I believe it’s not a thousand miles from the truth I’m spakin’ about who he is.”