The Tithe-Proctor eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 445 pages of information about The Tithe-Proctor.

The Tithe-Proctor eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 445 pages of information about The Tithe-Proctor.

“‘Ay,’ said another voice, that several of us knew to be Mr. Alick Purcel’s; ’here I am—­you scoundrels, but that’s your share of me.  If you don’t begone instantly,’ says he, swearin’ an oath, ’we’ll shoot you like dogs where you stand.’

“‘We know you, Mr. Purcel,’ says we, ’but it isn’t you we want to-night—­your turn’s to come yet; time about is fair play.  It’s M’Carthy we want.’

“‘You must want him, then,’ says young O’Driscol, ’for he’s not here; and even if he was, you should fight for him before you’d get him—­but what might your business be wid him?’ he asked.  ‘Why,’ says we, ‘there’s a man among us that has an account to settle wid him.’

“‘Ah, you cowardly scoundrels,’ says he, ’that’s a disgrace to the counthry, and to the very name of Irishman; it’s no wondher for strangers to talk of you as they do—­no wondher for your friends to have a shamed face for your disgraceful crimes.  You would now take an inoffensive gintleman—­one that never harmed a man of you, nor any one else—­you’d take him out, bekaise some blackhearted cowardly villain among you has a pick (pique) against him, and some of you for half-a-crown or a bellyful of whisky would murdher him in could blood.  Begone, or by the livin’ Farmer, I’ll scatter the contents of this blunderbush among you.’  He that wishes to have M’Carthy done for was wid us himself, and tould us in Irish to fire at the windy, which we did, and on the instant slop came a shower of bullets among us.  A boy from the Esker got one of them through the brain, and fell stone dead; two others—­we can’t mention names—­was wounded, and it was well we got them off safe.  So there’s our night’s work for us.  Howaniver, the day’s comin’ when we’ll pay them for all.”

“I think, boys,” said a person, whose voice was evidently that of a man advanced in years, “I think you ought to give this procthor Purcel a cardin’.  He lifts the tithes of four parishes, and so far he’s a scourge over four parishes; himself and his blasted citations to the bishop’s court and his blasted decrees—­hell purshue him, as it will.  Ah, the Carders wor fine fellows, so were the Sextons.”

“Bravo, Billy Bradly, conshumin’ to me but I’m—­I’m main proud, and that we met you com—­omin’ from the wake to-night; I am, upon my sow—­owl.”

“I believe, Billy,” said another voice, “you had your own fun wid procthors in your day.”

“Before the union—­hell bellows it for a union—–­but it has been a black sight to the counthry!  Amin this night—­before the union, it’s we that did handle the procthors in style; it isn’t a cowardly threatenin’ notice we’d send them, and end there.  No—­but I’ll tell you what we done one night, in them days.  There was a man, a procthor, an’ he was a Catholic too, for I needn’t tell you, boys, that there never was a Protestant procthor half as hard and cruel as one of our own ralligion, an’ thas well known.  Well, there was this procthor

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