me, this is a distinction which in our unhappy country,
is too seldom observed. Many an agent, my Lord,
has built himself a fortune out of the very necessities
of his employer, and left to his children the honorable
reflection that their independence originated from
profligacy on the one hand and dishonesty on the other.
You see, my Lord, I find it necessary to be very plain
with you, and to say, that however you may feel yourself
disposed to follow the one course, I shall not rival
you in the other. I cannot become a scourge inflicted
by your necessities, not to use a harsher word, upon
a suffering people, who are already exhausted and
provoked by an excess of severity and neglect.
Think of the predicament in which you would have me
stand—of the defence which you place, in
my lips. Should your tenantry ask me—’why
are you thus cruel and oppressive-upon us?’
what reply could I make but this—’I
am thus cruel because his lordship is profligate.
He wants money to support his-mistress, to feed her
vanities and excesses, and you must endure distress
and privation, that the insatiable rapacity of a courtezan
may be gratified. His lordship, too, has horses
and dogs, in the welfare of which he feels a deep
interest.’ ’But why does he not feel
an interest in us?’ ’So he does, for are
not you the persons by whose toil and labor he is
enabled to support them all?’ ’So that
in point of fact, we are made indirectly the agents
of his crimes. The privations which we suffer—the
sweat of our brows—the labor of our hands,
go to the-support of his wantonness, his luxury, and
his extravagance! This, then, is his interest
in us?’ ’Yes—
work, that you
may feed them—starve, that his mistress
may riot in wantonness; perish your children that
his dogs may be fed!’ In such a position as this,
my Lord, I shall never place myself, but you may easily
find many that will. The moment your necessities
are known, knavery will be immediately at work, and
assume its guardianship over folly. Indeed there
is a monarchical spirit in knavery, which has never
yet been observed. The knave keeps his fool,
as did the kings of old, with this only difference,
and a material one it is—that whilst the
fool always lived at the king’s expense, the
knave lives at the fool’s. How your lordship
may feel under the new administration I cannot say,
but I am inclined to think, you will not find it a
distinction without a difference. By this, of
course, you understand, my Lord, that I at once resign
my agency.
“And now, my Lord, in addition to many other
unavailable remonstrances made by me, not only against
your licentious habits as a man, but against your
still more indefensible conduct as a landlord, allow
me to address you in a spirit of honesty, which I
fear is not easily found among the class to which
I belong. I look upon this as a duty which I
owe less to you than to my country, because I am satisfied
that the most important service which can be rendered
to any man, not ashamed of either your habits or principles,
is to lay before him a clear, but short and simple
statement, of that which constitutes his duty as a
landlord—I should say an Irish landlord—for
there is a national idiosyncrasy of constitution about
such a man, which appears to prevent him from properly
discharging his duties, either as a friend to himself,
or a just man to his tenantry.