him. Hickman’s not the thing, in any sense.
He can’t manage the people, and they impose
upon him—then you suffer, of course.
Bedsides, he’s an anti-ascendancy man, of late,
and will go against you at the forthcoming Election.
The fellow pretends to have a conscience, and be cursed
to him—prates about the Union—preaches
against corruption—and talks about the
people, as if they were fit to be anything else than
what they are. This is a pretty fellow for you
to have as an agent to your property. Now, I’ll
tell you what, my Lord—you know old Deaker
well. His motto is—’Let us eat,
drink, and be merry, for to-morrow we die—’
I’ll tell you what, I say; I have a mortgage
on your property for fourteen thousand pounds.
Now, put in Val or I’ll be speaking to my lawyer
about it. Put in Val, or you will never warm your
posteriors in a seat for this county, so long as I
carry the key of it. In doing so, make no wry
faces about it—you will only serve yourself
and your property, and serve Val into the bargain.
Val, to be sure, is as confounded a scoundrel as any
of us, but then he is a staunch Protestant; and you
ought not to be told at this time of day, that the
greater the scoundrel the better the agent. Would
you have a fellow, for instance, whose conscience,
indeed, must stand between you and your interest?
Would you have some honest blockhead, who, when you
are to be served by a piece of friendly rascality,
will plead scruples. If so, you are a greater
fool than I ever took you to be. Make Val your
agent, and it is not you that will suffer by him,
but the people—whom, of course, no one
cares a curse about. I ought to have some claim
on you, I think. Many a lift I have given your
precious old father, Tom Topertoe, when I did not
think of pleading scruples. To tell you the truth,
many a dirty trick I played for him, and never brought
my conscience to account for it. Make the most
of this rascally world, and of the rascals that are
in it, for we are all alike in the grave. Put
in Val, then, and don’t made an enemy of
“Your old friend,
“Randal Deaker.
“P.S.—As to Val, he knows nothing
of this transaction—I told him I would
say so, and I keep my word. I forgot to say that
if you write this beggarly devil, Hickman, a sharp
letter for money, he may probably save you the trouble
of turning him out. I know him well—he
is a thin skinned fool, and will be apt to bolt, if
you follow my advice.
“Yours as you deserve it,
“R D.”
Now, it is necessary to say here, that amidst all
this pretence of open villainy, there ran an undercurrent
of cunning that might escape the observation of most
men. In truth, old Deaker was not only a knave,
but a most unscrupulous oppressor at heart, especially
when he happened to get a man in his power from whom
he wished to extort a favor, or on whom he wished
to inflict an injury. In the present instance
he felt perfectly conscious of his power over the
heartless profligate, to whom he wrote such a characteristic
letter, and the result shows that he neither miscalculated
the feeble principles of his correspondent, nor the
consequences of his own influence over him. By
due return of post he received a reply, of which the
following is a copy:—