“‘Because I was told,’ I continued, ’that there are two large farms, either of which would suit me admirably; but I dare say I have been misinformed.  I allude to Mr. M’Loughlin’s and Herman’s holdings, which I understand are out of lease.’

“‘Yes,’ said he, sighing, ’I am sorry for those men; but the truth is, my good sir, that in this affair I am not a free agent.  Lord Cumber, in consequence of some very accurate information that reached him, has determined to put them out of their holdings, now that their leases have expired.  I am, you know, but his agent, and cannot set up my will against his.’

“’But could you not take their part?—­could you not remonstrate with him, and set him right, rather than see injustice done to innocent men?’

“’You surely cannot imagine, sir, that I have not done so.  Earnestly, indeed, have I begged of him to reconsider his orders, and to withdraw them; but like all the Topertoes, he is as obstinate as a mule.  The consequence is, however, that whilst the whole blame of the transaction is really his, the odium will fall upon me, as it always does.’

“Here Phil, the son, who had been for the last few minutes paring away the pen with his knife, gave a sudden yelp, not unlike what a hound would utter when he gets an unexpected cut of the whip.  It was certainly meant for a laugh, as I could perceive by the frightful grin which drew back his lips I from his yellow projecting tusks, as his face appeared to me in the looking-glass—­a fact which he seemed to forget.

“‘Then, Mr. M’Clutchy, the farms of these men, are they disposed of?’

“’They are disposed of; and, indeed, in any event, I could not, in justice to the landlord’s interests, receive the offers which M’Loughlin and Harman made me.  My son here, who, as under agent feels it necessary to reside on the property, and who is about to take unto himself a wife besides, has made me a very liberal offer for M’Loughlin’s holding—­one, indeed, which I did not feel myself at liberty to refuse.  Mr. M’Slime, our respected law agent, I also considered a very proper tenant for Harman’s; and that matter is also closed—­by which means I secured two respectable, safe, and unobjectionable tenants, on whose votes, at all events, we can reckon, which was more than we could do with the other two—­both of whom had expressed their determination to vote in favor of Hartley.’

“‘What are the religious opinions of those men, Mr. M’Clutchy?’

“‘M’Loughlin is a Papist—­’

“‘But Harman is worse,’ interrupted Phil; ’for he’s a Protestant, and no Orangeman.’

“‘I thought,’ I replied, ’that nothing could be so bad as a Papist, much less worse.’

“‘Oh yes,’ said Phil, ’that’s worse; because one always knows that a Papist’s a Papist—­but when you find a Protestant who is not an Orangeman, on my sacred honor, you don’t know what to make of him.  The Papists are all cowards, too.’