to a mutual consent of their respective connections.
This, however, is not always so; for it often happens
that a match is broken off after many a friendly compotation
has been held “upon the head of it,” which
means upon that subject. Let the reader stand
with us for a few minutes, and we will point out to
him one or two groups who have met for the purpose
of settling a marriage. Do you see that tall sthreel
of a fellow, who slings awkwardly along, for which
reason he is nicknamed by his acquaintances “a
sling-poke”? Observe the lazy grotesque
repose of his three-featured face, for more it does
not present, viz.—mouth, eyes, and
nose. His long legs are without calves, and he
is in-kneed; yet the fellow has such taste, that in
order to show his shape he must needs wear breeches!
Look at his coat, which was made for him about five
years ago, when he was but “a slip of a boy.”
The thin collar only reaches to the upper part of
his shoulder; and as he is what is called “crane-necked,”
of course the distance between his hat and the collar
is incredible. The arms of the said coat are set
so far in, that they appear almost to meet behind;
but, on the other hand, two naked bones, each about
six inches in length, project from the cuffs, which
come not far below his elbows. The coat itself
is what is called a jerkin; and as the buttons behind
are half-way up his back, it is a matter of course
that the tail, which runs rapidly to a point, is ludicrously
scanty. Now, that youth, who is probably under
no sense of gratitude to the graces, has put his “co-medher”
on the prettiest girl, with one or two exceptions,
in the whole parish. The miserable pitch-fork,
the longitudinal rake—we speak now in a
hay-making sense—has contrived to oust
half a dozen of the handsomest and best-looking fellows
in the parish. How he has done this is a mystery
to his acquaintances; but it is none to us—we
know him. The kraken has a tongue dripping with
honey—one that would smooth a newly-picked
millstone. There they go, each of them laughing
and cheerful, except himself; yet the fellow, though
conscious of his own influence, enters the public-house
as if he were going on the forlorn hope, or trailing
his straggling limbs to confide his last wishes to
the ear of the sheriff or hangman. He is, however,
an Irishman at heart, though little indeed of the national
bearing is visible in his deportment.
Here again comes a second group. Keep your eye on that good-humored, ruddy-faced young man, compact and vigorous, who is evidently the wag of his party. Observe his tight-titling, comfortable frize, neat brogues, and breeches, on the knees of which are two double knots of silk ribbon. See with what a smart, decisive air he wears his hat—“jauntily,” as Leigh Hunt would say—upon one side of his head. That fellow has a high character for gallantry, and is allowed to be “the very sorrow among the girls”—“a Brinoge,” “wid an eye that ’ud steal cold praties