“I have the cards, however, in my own hands,” thought he, “and M’Bride’s advice was a good one. He having destroyed the other documents, it follows that this registry, which I have safe and snug, will be just what his lordship’s enemies will leap at. Of course they are humbugging the old peer about the other papers, and, as I know, it is devilish easy to humbug the young one. My agency is gone to the winds; but I think the registry will stand me instead. It ought, in a case like this, to be well worth five thousand; at least, I shall ask this sum—not saying but I will take less. Here goes then for an interview with Birney, who has the character of being a shrewd fellow—honorable, they say—but then, is he not an attorney? Yes, Birney, have at you, my boy;” and having come to this virtuous conclusion, he directed his steps to that gentleman’s office, whom he found engaged at his desk.
“Mr. Birney, I presume,” with a very fashionable bow.
“Yes, sir,” said Birney, “that is my name.”
“Haw! If I don’t mistake, Mr. Birney,” with a very English accent, which no one could adopt, when he pleased, with more success than our Kerry boy—“if I don’t mistake, we both made a journey to France very recently?”
“That may be, sir,” replied Birney, “but I am not aware of it.”
“But I am, though,” tipping Birney the London cockney.
“Well, sir,” said Birney, very coolly, “and what follows from that?”
“Why haw—haw—I don’t exactly know at present; but I think a good dee-al may follow from it.”
“As how, sir?”
“I believe you were over there on matters connected with Lord Cullamore’s family—haw?”
“Sir,” replied Birney, “you are a perfect stranger to me—I haven’t the honor of knowing you. If you are coming to me on anything connected with my professional services, I will thank you to state it.”
“Haw!—My name is Norton, a friend of Lord Dunroe’s.”
“Well, Mr. Norton, if you will have the goodness to mention the business which causes me the honor of your visit, I will thank you; but I beg to assure you, that I am not a man to be pumped either by Lord Dunroe or any of his friends. You compel me to speak very plainly, sir.”
“Haw! Very good—very good indeed! but the truth his, I’ve given Dunroe hup.”
“Well, sir, and how is that my affair? What interest can I feel in your quarrels? Personally I know very little of Lord Dunroe, and of you, sir, nothing.”
“Haw! but everything ’as a beginning, Mr. Birney.”
“At this rate of going, I fear we shall be a long time ending, Mr. Norton.”
“Well,” replied Norton, “I believe you are right; the sooner we understand each other, the better.”
“Certainly, sir,” replied Birney; “I think so, if you have any business of importance with me.”
“Well, I rayther think you will find it important—that is, to your own interests. You are an attorney, Mr. Birney, and I think you will admit that every man in this world, as it goes, ought to look to ’is own interests.”