that Mr.
Bysshe, in his Collection of agreeable
and sublime Thoughts, for the Imitation of future Poets,
when he comes to the Topick of
Honour, ingeniously
refers his Readers to the Word
Butcher; tacitly
implying that the Thoughts upon both Heads have a
Coherence, as the Terms themselves are
synonomous.
In short, your Practitioners in Duelling are so barbarous
in their Nature; that their whole Study is picking
up Occasions to be engaged in a Quarrel. They
are a sort of
Quixots, whose heads are so full
of mischievous Chivalry, that they will mistake the
Sails of a
Wind-mill for the
Arms
of a
Gyant; and it is fifty to one, if the
most innocent Motions, Looks, or Smiles, are not,
by their Prepossessions, construed Airs of Defiance,
Offence, or Ridicule. There is a Passage in
Hamlet,
which never fails of raising Laughter in the Audience;
’tis where the Clowns are preparing a Grave for
Ophelia, and descanting on the Unreasonableness
of her being buried in Christian Burial,
who willfully
sought her own Salvation. Will you ha’ the
Truth or on’t? says one of them wisely,
if
this had not been a Gentlewoman, she should have been
buried out of Christian Burial.
Why there though
say’st it; replies his Fellow,
and the
more is the Pity that great Folk should have Countenance
in this World to drown, or hang themselves more than
us poor Folk. The Application is so easy,
that I shall leave it for everyone to make it for
himself.
Next to my first Wish, that Duelling were totally
restrain’d, methinks, I could be glad that our
young hot Bravo’s would not be altogether
brutal, but quarrel mathematically, and with
some Discretion. I would recommend the Caution,
which Shakespear has prescrib’d by an
Example, of offering and accepting a Challenge.
In one of his Plays, there is an hereditary Quarrel
betwixt two Families, and the Servants on each Side
are so zealous in their Masters Cause, that they never
meet without a Desire of fighting, yet are shy of
giving the Occasion of Combat. The transcribing
a short Passage will give the best Idea of their Conduct.
Samp. I will bite
my Thumb at them, which is a Disgrace to them
if they bear it.
Abra. Do you bite
your Thumb at Us, Sir?
Samp. I do bite my
Thumb, Sir.
Abra. Do you bite
your Thumb at Us, Sir?
Samp. Is the Law
on our Side, if I say, Ay?
Greg. No.
Samp. No, Sir; I
do not bite my Thumb at you, Sir; but I bite my
Thumb, Sir.
The most beneficial Things to a Commonwealth will
have some of its Members who will think them a Grievance.
I have just now receiv’d the following Letter
from a Fencing-Master, who is very apprehensive
of Business falling off, if the Act against
Duelling should take place.