it; and piqued himself upon the hearty abundance rather
than the style in which he lived. His stronghold
was situated on the banks of the Hudson, in one
of those green, sheltered, fertile nooks in which
the Dutch farmers are so fond of nestling. A great
elm-tree spread its broad branches over it, at
the foot of which bubbled up a spring of the
softest and sweetest water, in a little well, formed
of a barrel, and then stole sparkling away through
the grass to a neighboring brook, that bubbled
along among alders and dwarf willows. Hard
by the farm-house was a vast barn, that might have
served for a church, every window and crevice
of which seemed bursting forth with the treasures
of the farm. The flail was busily resounding
within it from morning till night; swallows and martins
skimmed twittering about the eaves; and rows of
pigeons, some with one eye turned up, as if watching
the weather, some with their heads under their
wings, or buried in their bosoms, and others swelling
and cooing and bowing about their dames, were enjoying
the sunshine on the roof. Sleek, unwieldy
porkers were grunting in the repose and abundance
of their pens, whence sallied forth, now and then,
troops of sucking pigs, as if to snuff the air.
A stately squadron of snowy geese were riding
in an adjoining pond, convoying whole fleets
of ducks; regiments of turkeys were gobbling through
the farm-yard, and guinea fowls fretting about
it, like ill-tempered housewives, with their
peevish, discontented cry. Before the barn
door strutted the gallant cock, that pattern of a
husband, a warrior, and a fine gentleman, clapping
his burnished wings, and crowing in the pride
and gladness of his heart—sometimes
tearing up the earth with his feet, and then generously
calling his ever-hungry family of wives and children
to enjoy the rich morsel which he had discovered.
“The pedagogue’s mouth watered as he looked upon this sumptuous promise of luxurious winter fare. In his devouring mind’s eye he pictured to himself every roasting-pig running about with a pudding in his belly, and an apple in his mouth; the pigeons were snugly put to bed in a comfortable pie, and tucked in with a coverlet of crust; the geese were swimming in their own gravy, and the ducks pairing cosily in dishes, like snug married couples, with a decent competency of onion-sauce. In the porkers he saw carved out the future sleek side of bacon, and juicy relishing ham; not a turkey but he beheld daintily trussed up, with its gizzard under its wing, and, peradventure, a necklace of savory sausages; and even bright chanticleer himself lay sprawling on his back, in a side-dish, with uplifted claws, as if craving that quarter which his chivalrous spirit disdained to ask while living.
“As the enraptured Ichabod fancied all this, and as he rolled his great green eyes over the fat meadow-lands, the rich fields of wheat, of rye, of buckwheat, and Indian corn, and the orchard