Dan had climbed into Volaterrae, hot and panting.
‘I’ve run nearly all the way,’ he gasped, ’and then Puck met me. How do you do, Sir?’
‘I am in good health,’ Parnesius answered. ’See! I have tried to bend the bow of Ulysses, but——’ He held up his thumb.
‘I’m sorry. You must have pulled off too soon,’ said Dan. ’But Puck said you were telling Una a story.’
‘Continue, O Parnesius,’ said Puck, who had perched himself on a dead branch above them. ‘I will be chorus. Has he puzzled you much, Una?’
‘Not a bit, except—I didn’t know where Ak—Ak something was,’ she answered.
’Oh, Aquae Solis. That’s Bath, where the buns come from. Let the hero tell his own tale.’
Parnesius pretended to thrust his spear at Puck’s legs, but Puck reached down, caught at the horse-tail plume, and pulled off the tall helmet.
‘Thanks, jester,’ said Parnesius, shaking his curly dark head. ’That is cooler. Now hang it up for me....
‘I was telling your sister how I joined the Army,’ he said to Dan.
‘Did you have to pass an Exam?’ Dan asked eagerly.
’No. I went to my Father, and said I should like to enter the Dacian Horse (I had seen some at Aquae Solis); but he said I had better begin service in a regular Legion from Rome. Now, like many of our youngsters, I was not too fond of anything Roman. The Roman-born officers and magistrates looked down on us British-born as though we were barbarians. I told my Father so.
’"I know they do,” he said; “but remember, after all, we are the people of the Old Stock, and our duty is to the Empire.”
’"To which Empire?” I asked. “We split the Eagle before I was born.”
‘"What thieves’ talk is that?” said my Father. He hated slang.
’"Well, sir,” I said, “we’ve one Emperor in Rome, and I don’t know how many Emperors the outlying Provinces have set up from time to time. Which am I to follow?”
’"Gratian,” said he. “At least he’s a sportsman.”
’"He’s all that,” I said. “Hasn’t he turned himself into a raw-beef-eating Scythian?”
’"Where did you hear of it?” said the Pater.
’"At Aquae Solis,” I said. It was perfectly true. This precious Emperor Gratian of ours had a bodyguard of fur-cloaked Scythians, and he was so crazy about them that he dressed like them. In Rome of all places in the world! It was as bad as if my own Father had painted himself blue!
’"No matter for the clothes,” said the Pater. “They are only the fringe of the trouble. It began before your time or mine. Rome has forsaken her Gods, and must be punished. The great war with the Painted People broke out in the very year the temples of our Gods were destroyed. We beat the Painted People in the very year our temples were rebuilt. Go back further still."... He went back to the time of Diocletian; and to listen to him you would have thought Eternal Rome herself was on the edge of destruction, just because a few people had become a little large-minded.