A Voyage of Consolation eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 302 pages of information about A Voyage of Consolation.

A Voyage of Consolation eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 302 pages of information about A Voyage of Consolation.
I didn’t meet a single duke.  This is less surprising than it looks, as they are known to be very scarce, and at least a quarter of a million Americans visit Great Britain every year; but I should like to have known one or two.  As it was, four or five knights—­knights are very thick—­one baronet, Lord Mafferton, one marquis—­but we had no conversation—­one colonel of militia, one Lord Mayor, and a Horse Guard, rank unknown, comprise my acquaintance with the aristocracy.  A duke or so would have completed the set.  And the magnanimity which I would so willingly have stretched to include a duke spread itself over other British institutions as amply as Arthur could have wished.  When I saw things in Hyde Park on Sunday that I was compelled to find excuses for, I thought of the tyrant’s iron heel; and when I was obliged to overlook the superiorities of the titled great, I reflected upon the difficulty of walking in iron heels without inconveniencing a prostrate population.  I should defy anybody to be more magnanimous than I was.

As to the claims of kinship, only once removed, to our forbearance and affection, I never so much as sat out a dance on a staircase with Oddie Pratte without recognising them.

It seems almost incredible that Arthur should not have been gratified, but the fact remains that he was not.  Anyone could see, after the first half hour, that he was not.  During the first half hour it is, of course, impossible to notice anything.  We had sunk to the level of generalities when I happened to mention Oddie.

“He had darker hair than you have, dear,” I said, “and his eyes were blue.  Not sky blue, or china blue, but a kind of sea blue on a cloudy day.  He had rather good eyes,” I added reminiscently.

“Had he?” said Arthur.

“But your noses,” I went on reassuringly, “were not to be compared with each other.”

“Oh!” said Arthur.

“He was so impulsive!” I couldn’t help smiling a little at the recollection.  “But for that matter they all were.”

“Impulsive?” asked Arthur.

“Yes.  Ridiculously so.  They thought as little of proposing as of asking one to dance.”

“Ah!” said Arthur.

“Of course, I never accepted any of them, even for a moment.  But they had such a way of taking things for granted.  Why one man actually thought I was engaged to him!”

“Really!” said Arthur.  “May I inquire——­”

“No, dear,” I replied, “I think not.  I couldn’t tell anybody about it—­for his sake.  It was all a silly mistake.  Some of them,” I added thoughtfully, “were very stupid.”

“Judging from the specimens that find their way over here,” Arthur remarked, “I should say there was plenty of room in their heads for their brains.”

Arthur was sitting on the other side of the fireplace, and by this time his expression was aggressive.  I thought his remark unnecessarily caustic, but I did not challenge it.

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