all the curiosity and hesitation about it, as Dicky
remarked, of the animals when Noah introduced them
to the Ark. I asked Dicky to describe the diligence
for the purpose of this volume, thinking that it might,
here and there, have a reader who had never seen one,
and he said that, as soon as he had made up his mind
whether it was most like a triumphal chariot in a
circus procession or a boudoir car in an ambulance,
he would; but then his eyes wandered to Isabel, who
was pinker than ever in the mountain air, and his
reasoning faculties left him. A small German
with a very red nose, most incoherent in his apparel—he
might have been a Baron or again a hair-dresser—already
occupied one of the seats in the
interieur,
so after our elders had been safely deposited beside
him the
banquette and the
coupe were
left, as Mrs. Portheris said, to the adventurous young
people. Dicky and I had conspired, for the sustained
effect on Mrs. Portheris, to sit in the
banquette,
while Isabel was to suffer Mr. Mafferton in the
coupe—an
arrangement which her mother viewed with entire complacency.
“After all,” said Mrs. Portheris to momma,
“we’re not in Hyde Park—and
young people will be young people.” We had
not counted, however, with the Senator, who suddenly
realised, as Dicky was handing me up, that it was
his business, in the capacity of Doge, to interfere.
It is to his credit that he found it embarrassing,
on account of his natural, almost paternal, dislike
to make things unpleasant for Dicky. He assumed
a sternly impenetrable expression, thought about it
for a moment, and then approached Mr. Mafferton.
“I’d be obliged to you,” he said,
“if you could arrange, without putting yourself
out any, to change places with young Dod, there, as
far as St. Moritz. I have my reasons—but
not necessarily for publication. See?”
Mr. Mafferton’s eye glistened with appreciation
of the confidence reposed in him. “I shall
be most happy,” he said, “if Dod doesn’t
mind.” But Dicky, with indecent haste,
was already in the coupe. “Don’t
mention it, Mafferton,” he said out of the window.
“I’m delighted—at least—whatever
the Senator says has got to be done, of course,”
and he made an attempt to look hurt that would not
have imposed upon anybody but a self-constituted Doge
with a guilty conscience. I took my bereavement
in stony calm, with possibly just a suggestion about
my eyebrows and under-lip that some day, on the far
free shores of Lake Michigan, a downtrodden daughter
would re-assert herself; poppa re-entered an interieur
darkened by a thunder-cloud on the brow of his Aunt
Caroline; and we started.