Stories of Childhood eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 229 pages of information about Stories of Childhood.

Stories of Childhood eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 229 pages of information about Stories of Childhood.

This is abrupt and strong:  “The Divil is curced and all his works.  ’Tis a fine work Newton on the profecies.  I wonder if there is another book of poems comes near the Bible.  The Divil always girns at the sight of the Bible.”  “Miss Potune” (her “simpliton” friend) “is very fat; she pretends to be very learned.  She says she saw a stone that dropt from the skies; but she is a good Christian.”  Here comes her views on church government:  “An Annibabtist is a thing I am not a member of—­I am a Pisplekan (Episcopalian) just now, and” (O you little Laodicean and Latitudinarian!) “a Prisbeteran at Kirkcaldy!”—­(Blandula!  Vagula! coelum et animum mutas quae trans mare (i.e. trans Bodotriam)—­curris!)—­“my native town.”  “Sentiment is not what I am acquainted with as yet, though I wish it, and should like to practise it.” (!) “I wish I had a great, great deal of gratitude in my heart, in all my body.”  “There is a new novel published, named Self-Control” (Mrs. Brunton’s)—­“a very good maxim forsooth!” This is shocking:  “Yesterday a marrade man, named Mr. John Balfour, Esq., offered to kiss me, and offered to marry me, though the man” (a fine directness this!) “was espused, and his wife was present and said he must ask her permission; but he did not.  I think he was ashamed and confounded before 3 gentelman—­Mr. Jobson and 2 Mr. Kings.”  “Mr. Banester’s” (Bannister’s) “Budjet is to-night; I hope it will be a good one.  A great many authors have expressed themselves too sentimentally.”  You are right, Marjorie.  “A Mr. Burns writes a beautiful song on Mr. Cunhaming, whose wife desarted him—­truly it is a most beautiful one.”  “I like to read the Fabulous historys, about the histerys of Robin, Dickey, flapsay, and Peccay, and it is very amusing, for some were good birds and others bad, but Peccay was the most dutiful and obedient to her parients.”  “Thomson is a beautiful author, and Pope, but nothing to Shakespear, of which I have a little knolege.  ‘Macbeth’ is a pretty composition, but awful one.”  “The Newgate Calender is very instructive.” (!) “A sailor called here to say farewell; it must be dreadful to leave his native country when he might get a wife; or perhaps me, for I love him very much.  But O I forgot, Isabella forbid me to speak about love.”  This antiphlogistic regimen and lesson is ill to learn by our Maidie, for here she sins again:  “Love is a very papithatick thing” (it is almost a pity to correct this into pathetic), “as well as troublesome and tiresome—­but O Isabella forbid me to speak of it.”  Here are her reflections on a pineapple:  “I think the price of a pine-apple is very dear:  it is a whole bright goulden guinea, that might have sustained a poor family.”  Here is a new vernal simile:  “The hedges are sprouting like chicks from the eggs when they are newly hatched or, as the vulgar say, clacked.”  “Doctor Swift’s works are very funny; I got some of them by heart.”  “Moreheads sermons are I hear much praised, but I never read sermons of any kind; but I read novelettes and my Bible, and I never forget it, or my prayers.”  Bravo, Marjorie!

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
Stories of Childhood from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.