Mrs. Allen give a scream ‘n’ run.
Then I turned ‘n’ see every one runnin’,
‘n’ Mr. Shores in the lead. They do
say ’s he was so crazy ’t first ’t
he seemed to think he c’d catch the Knoxville
Express by tearin’ across the square. But
he give out afore he reached Judge Fitch’s,
‘n’ Johnny ‘n’ Hiram Mullins
had to carry him home. Well, it was a bad business
at first, ‘n’ when she kidnapped the baby
’t was worse. I was down in the square
the day ’t Johnny come with that telegram too.
I remember Mrs. Macy ‘n’ me was the only
ones there ‘cause it was Monday. I wasn’t
goin’ to wash ’cause I only had a nightgown
‘n’ two aprons, ‘n’ the currants
was ripe ‘n’ I’d gone down to get
my sugar, ‘n’ Johnny come kitin’
up fr’m the station, ‘n’ Mrs. Macy
‘n’ me didn’t put on no airs but
just kited right after him. Mrs. Macy always
says she learned to see the sense in Bible miracles
that day, f’r she had n’t run in years
then, ‘n’ she’s walked with a stick
ever since, but she run that day, ‘n’ Johnny
bein’ tired ‘n’ Mrs. Macy ‘n’
me fresh—she was a little fresher ’n
me f’r I ’d been talkin’—we
all three come in on Mr. Shores together. Seems
like I c’n see him now. He sort of shivered
all over ‘n’ says, ‘Ah—a
telegram!’ ‘n’ Johnny says, ‘Jus’
come,’ ‘n’ then we all waited.
Well, Mrs. Lathrop, I guess I’ve told you before
how he jus’ sort o’ went right up in the
air!—it said, ‘We have took the child,’
‘n’ he bounced all over like a rat that
ain’t good caught ‘n’ then he out
‘n’ away ‘n’ we right after
him. He kept hollerin’, ‘It’s
a lie—it’s a lie,’ but when
he got home he found out ‘t Mrs. Shores had
kep’ her word ’s usual. Mrs. Macy
put cold water to his head ‘n’ I mixed
mustard plasters ‘n’ put ’em on
anywhere ’t he was still enough, but all the
same they had to lace him to the ironin’ board
that night. I hear lots o’ folks says ’s
he’s never really knowed which end up he was
walkin’ since, but I guess there’s more
reasons f’r that ‘n her takin’ the
baby. My own view o’ the matter is ’t
he misses his clerk full ’s much ’s he
misses his family, f’r he’s got to tend
both sides of the store at once ‘n’ he
don’t begin to be as spry ’s that young
feller was. He can’t hop back ‘n’
forth over the counter like he used to; he’s
got to go way back through the calicoes every time
or else climb up in the window-seat over that squirrel
‘t he keeps there in a cage advertisin’
fur-lined mitts ‘n’ winter nuts. Mr.
Kimball ‘s forever makin’ one o’
them famous jokes of his over him, ‘n’
sayin’ ’t he never looks across the square
without he sees Shores tryin’ to rise above his
troubles ‘n’ his squirrel together, but
I don’t see nothin’ funny in any of it
myself. I think it’s no more ‘n’
what he might of ’xpected. He got the squirrel
himself ‘n’ his wife too, ‘n’
she never did suit him. He was all put out at
first over her takin’ it so to heart ’t
he wore a wig, ‘n’ then he was clean disgusted
over the baby ’cause he wanted a boy ’t
he could name after himself. They said he all