life, ‘n’ I’m free to confess ’t
I haven’t cried anywhere near ’s much
’s I looked to. My feelin’s have been
pretty agreeable, take it all in all, ‘n’
I’d be a born fool ’f I didn’t take
solid comfort sleepin’ nights, ‘n’
I never was a fool—never was ‘n’
never will be. The havin’ somebody to sleep
in the house ’s been hard, ‘n’ Mrs.
Macy’s fallin’ through the cellar-flap
giv’ me a bad turn, but she’s doin’
nicely, ‘n’ the minister makes up f’r
anythin’. I do wish ’t you’d
seen him that afternoon, Mrs. Lathrop; he did look
so most awful sheepish, ‘n’ his
clean collar give him dead away afore he ever opened
his mouth. He set out by sayin’ ’t
the consolations of religion was mine f’r the
askin’, but I didn’t take the hint, ‘n’
so he had to jus’ come out flat ‘n’
say ‘t he’d been thinkin’ it over
‘n’ he’d changed his mind.
I held my head good ‘n’ high ’t that,
I c’n assure you, ‘n’ it was a pretty
sorry look he give me when I said ’t I’d
been thinkin’ it over too, ‘n’ I’d
changed my mind too. He could ‘a’
talked to me till doomsday about his bein’ a
consolation, I’d know it was nothin’ ‘t
changed him but me comin’ into them government
bonds. No man alive could help wantin’
me after them bonds was found, ‘n’ I had
the great pleasure o’ learnin’ that fact
out o’ Lawyer Weskin himself. All his species
o’ fun-makin’ ’t nobody but hisself
ever sees any fun in, jus’ died right out when
we unlocked father’s old desk ‘n’
come on that bundle o’ papers. He give
one look ‘n’ then all his gay spinniness
oozed right out o’ him, ‘n’ he told
me ’s serious ’s a judge ’t a woman
’s rich ’s I be needed a good lawyer to
look out f’r her ‘n’ her property
right straight along. Well, I was ’s quick
to reply ’s he was to speak. ‘N’
I was to the point too. I jus’ up ‘n’
said, Yes, I thought so myself, ‘n’ jus’
’s soon ’s I got things to rights I was
goin’ to the city ‘n’ get me one.”
Miss Clegg paused to frown reminiscently; Mrs. Lathrop’s
eyes never quitted the other’s face.
“There was Mr. Sperrit too. Come with a
big basket o’ fresh vegetables ’t he said
he thought ‘d maybe tempt my appetite. I
d’n’ know ’s I ever enjoyed rappin’
no one over the knuckles more ’n I did him.
I jus’ stopped to take in plenty o’ breath
‘n’ then I let myself out, ‘n’
I says to him flat ‘n’ plain, I says, ’Thank
you kindly, but I guess no woman in these parts ’s
better able to tempt her own appetite ‘n’
I be now, ‘n’ you’ll be doin’
me the only kindness ’t it’s in you to
do me now if you’ll jus’ take your garden
stuff ‘n’ give it to some one ’s
is poor ‘n’ needin’.’
He looked so crestfallen ’t I made up my mind
’t it was then or never to settle my whole score
with him, so I up ‘n’ looked him right
in the eye ‘n’ I says to him, I says, ’Mr.
Sperrit, you didn’t seem to jus’ realize
what it meant to me that day ’t I took that
horse ‘n’ buggy ‘n’ drove ’way
out to your farm to see you; you didn’t seem
to think what it meant to me to take that trip:
but I c’n tell you ‘t it costs suthin’
for a woman to do a thing like that; it cost me a
good deal—it cost me fifty cents.’
He went away then, ‘n’ he can marry Eliza
Gringer if he likes, ‘n’ I’ll wish
’em both joy ‘n’ consider myself
the luckiest o’ the three.”