By dint of angling with great dexterity and patience, under the direction of both her parents, my handsome sister Annabella had succeeded in catching an eligible husband, in the shape of a wizen, miserly, mahogany-colored man, turned fifty, who had made a fortune in the West Indies.  His name was Batterbury; he had been dried up under a tropical sun, so as to look as if he would keep for ages; he had two subjects of conversation, the yellow-fever and the advantage of walking exercise:  and he was barbarian enough to take a violent dislike to me.  He had proved a very delicate fish to hook; and, even when Annabella had caught him, my father and mother had great difficulty in landing him—­principally, they were good enough to say, in consequence of my presence on the scene.  Hence the decided advantage of my removal from home.  It is a very pleasant reflection to me, now, to remember how disinterestedly I studied the good of my family in those early days.

Abandoned entirely to my own resources, I naturally returned to the business of caricaturing with renewed ardor.

About this time Thersites Junior really began to make something like a reputation, and to walk abroad habitually with a bank-note comfortably lodged among the other papers in his pocketbook.  For a year I lived a gay and glorious life in some of the freest society in London; at the end of that time, my tradesmen, without any provocation on my part, sent in their bills.  I found myself in the very absurd position of having no money to pay them, and told them all so with the frankness which is one of the best sides of my character.  They received my advances toward a better understanding with brutal incivility, and treated me soon afterward with a want of confidence which I may forgive, but can never forget.  One day, a dirty stranger touched me on the shoulder, and showed me a dirty slip of paper which I at first presumed to be his card.  Before I could tell him what a vulgar document it looked like, two more dirty strangers put me into a hackney coach.  Before I could prove to them that this proceeding was a gross infringement on the liberties of the British subject, I found myself lodged within the walls of a prison.

Well! and what of that?  Who am I that I should object to being in prison, when so many of the royal personages and illustrious characters of history have been there before me?  Can I not carry on my vocation in greater comfort here than I could in my father’s house?  Have I any anxieties outside these walls?  No:  for my beloved sister is married—­the family net has landed Mr. Batterbury at last.  No:  for I read in the paper the other day, that Doctor Softly (doubtless through the interest of Lady Malkinshaw) has been appointed the King’s-Barber-Surgeon’s-Deputy-Consulting Physician.  My relatives are comfortable in their sphere—­let me proceed forthwith to make myself comfortable in mine.  Pen, ink, and paper, if you please, Mr. Jailer:  I wish to write to my esteemed publisher.