of decently dressed people, young and old, upon the
gallery or piazza, and there were great numbers of
cattle grazing out on the prairie. Here, I thought,
I may find some cool water, and perhaps something
to mix with it. I landed, and went to the front
gate, and called. This was quite near the house,
and I thought some one said, ‘Come in.’
I opened the gate, and started for the house.
At this juncture, a tall, dark man, wearing a very
angry look, came from the interior of the house, and
stopping at the gallery door, looked scowlingly down
upon me as I approached the steps. ‘
Arretez!’
he said, waving his hand. This wave I understood,
but not the word, and stopped. He spoke to me
in French: I did not understand. I asked
for water: this he did not understand, as it was
pronounced with considerable of the brogue. Turning
abruptly round, he called aloud, ‘
Pierre!’
and a negro man came out, who was directed to ask me
what I wanted. I told him, water: this he
translated for his master. He spoke again angrily
to the negro, who told me there was water in the bayou.
‘Then, can I get a little butter-milk?’
I asked. As soon as this was translated to him,
he flew into a violent rage, and commenced gesticulating
passionately. ‘You better run, sir,’
said the negro, ’he call de dogs for bite you.’
I heard the yelp in the back yard, and started for
the gate with a will: it was time, for in a moment
there were a dozen lean and vicious curs at my heels,
squalling and snapping with angry determination.
I fortunately reached the gate in time to close it
behind me and shut off my pursuers, amid the laughter
and gibes of those in the gallery. I took my
boat, and a few miles above found a more hospitable
man, who gave me my dinner, plenty of milk, and a
most excellent glass of brandy. I inquired the
name of the brute, and recorded it in my memory for
future use. Ten years after that, he came into
my office, and told me he wished to have my services
as a lawyer. He had quarrelled with his wife,
and they had separated. She was suing him for
a separation, and property, dotal and paraphernal.
If she recovered, and there were strong reasons for
supposing she would, he was ruined.
“‘Why do you come to me?’ I asked.
“’Ah! Advocat Porter, my friend tell
me you de best lawyer, and in my trouble I want de
best.’ He stated his case, and I told him
I would undertake it for a thousand dollars.
“‘Mon dieu!’ he exclaimed,
with a desponding shrug, ’it is not possible
to me for pay so much.’
“‘Then you must employ some one else.’
“’But dere is none else dat be so good
like you. Monsieur Brent is for my wife—Got
damn!—an’ you is de best now, so my
friend tell me.’
“’Very well, then, if you want my services,
you must pay for them; and you had better come to
terms at once, for here is a note which I have just
received from Mr. Brent, telling me he wishes to see
me, and I expect it is to engage me to assist him
in this very case.’