“What was the bit of wire?”

Well, it was not telegraph wire.  If it had been, it would have broken when it was not wanted to.  Don’t you know what it was?  Go up in your own cedar closet, and step about in the dark, and see what brings up round your ankles.  Julia, poor child, cried her eyes out about it.  When I got well enough to sit up, and as soon as I could talk and plan with her, she brought down seven of these old things, antiquated Belmontes and Simplex Elliptics, and horrors without a name, and she made a pile of them in the bedroom, and asked me in the most penitent way what she should do with them.

“You can’t burn them” said she; “fire won’t touch them.  If you bury them in the garden, they come up at the second raking.  If you give them to the servants, they say, ‘Thank-e, missus,’ and throw them in the back passage.  If you give them to the poor, they throw them into the street in front, and do not say, ‘Thank-e,’ Sarah sent seventeen over to the sword factory, and the foreman swore at the boy, and told him he would flog him within an inch of his life if he brought any more of his sauce there; and so—­and so,” sobbed the poor child, “I just rolled up these wretched things, and laid them in the cedar closet, hoping, you know, that some day the government would want something, and would advertise for them.  You know what a good thing; I made out of the bottle corks.”

In fact, she had sold our bottle corks for four thousand two hundred and sixteen dollars of the first issue.  We afterward bought two umbrellas and a corkscrew with the money.

Well, I did not scold Julia.  It was certainly no fault of hers that I was walking on the lower shelf of her cedar closet.  I told her to make a parcel of the things, and the first time we went to drive I hove the whole shapeless heap into the river, without saying mass for them.

But let no man think, or no woman, that this was the end of troubles.  As I look back on that winter, and on the spring of 1865 (I do not mean the steel spring), it seems to me only the beginning.  I got out on crutches at last; I had the office transferred to my house, so that Lafarge and Hepburn could work there nights, and communicate with me when I could not go out; but mornings I hobbled up to the Department, and sat with the Chief, and took his orders.  Ah me! shall I soon forget that damp winter morning, when we all had such hope at the office.  One or two of the army fellows looked in at the window as they ran by, and we knew that they felt well; and though I would not ask Old Wick, as we had nick-named the Chief, what was in the wind, I knew the time had come, and that the lion meant to break the net this time.  I made an excuse to go home earlier than usual; rode down to the house in the Major’s ambulance, I remember; and hopped in, to surprise Julia with the good news, only to find that the whole house was in that quiet uproar which shows that something bad has happened of a sudden.