turns up to sell nuts and sweetmeats in a crowd, plied
his trade in silence, and found few indeed (to the
credit of the nation be it spoken) who had the heart
to crack a nut at such a time as this. The police
were on the spot, in large numbers, and in mute sympathy
with the people, touching to see. Julius, on
being stopped at the door, mentioned his name—and
received an ovation. His brother! oh, heavens,
his brother! The people closed round him, the
people shook hands with him, the people invoked blessings
on his head. Julius was half suffocated, when
the police rescued him, and landed him safe in the
privileged haven on the inner side of the public house
door. A deafening tumult broke out, as he entered,
from the regions above stairs. A distant voice
screamed, “Mind yourselves!” A hatless
shouting man tore down through the people congregated
on the stairs. “Hooray! Hooray!
He’s promised to do it! He’s entered
for the race!” Hundreds on hundreds of voices
took up the cry. A roar of cheering burst from
the people outside. Reporters for the newspapers
raced, in frantic procession, out of the inn, and rushed
into cabs to put the news in print. The hand
of the landlord, leading Julius carefully up stairs
by the arm, trembled with excitement. “His
brother, gentlemen! his brother!” At those magic
words a lane was made through the throng. At
those magic words the closed door of the council-chamber
flew open; and Julius found himself among the Athletes
of his native country, in full parliament assembled.
Is any description of them needed? The description
of Geoffrey applies to them all. The manhood
and muscle of England resemble the wool and mutton
of England, in this respect, that there is about as
much variety in a flock of athletes as in a flock
of sheep. Julius looked about him, and saw the
same man in the same dress, with the same health,
strength, tone, tastes, habits, conversation, and
pursuits, repeated infinitely in every part of the
room. The din was deafening; the enthusiasm (to
an uninitiated stranger) something at once hideous
and terrifying to behold. Geoffrey had been lifted
bodily on to the table, in his chair, so as to be visible
to the whole room. They sang round him, they
danced round him, they cheered round him, they swore
round him. He was hailed, in maudlin terms of
endearment, by grateful giants with tears in their
eyes. “Dear old man!” “Glorious,
noble, splendid, beautiful fellow!” They hugged
him. They patted him on the back. They wrung
his hands. They prodded and punched his muscles.
They embraced the noble legs that were going to run
the unexampled race. At the opposite end of the
room, where it was physically impossible to get near
the hero, the enthusiasm vented itself in feats of
strength and acts of destruction. Hercules I.
cleared a space with his elbows, and laid down—and
Hercules II. took him up in his teeth. Hercules
III. seized the poker from the fireplace, and broke
it on his arm. Hercules IV. followed with the