Going up stairs to my old haunt, there was Bartleby silently sitting upon the banister at the landing.

“What are you doing here, Bartleby?” said I.

“Sitting upon the banister,” he mildly replied.

I motioned him into the lawyer’s room, who then left us.

“Bartleby” said I, “are you aware that you are the cause of great tribulation to me, by persisting in occupying the entry after being dismissed from the office?”

No answer.

“Now one of two things must take place.  Either you must do something, or something must be done to you.  Now what sort of business would you like to engage in?  Would you like to re-engage in copying for some one?”

“No; I would prefer not to make any change.”

“Would you like a clerkship in a dry-goods store?”

“There is too much confinement about that.  No, I would not like a clerkship; but I am not particular.”

“Too much confinement,” I cried, “why you keep yourself confined all the time!”

“I would prefer not to take a clerkship,” he rejoined, as if to settle that little item at once.

“How would a bar-tender’s business suit you?  There is no trying of the eye-sight in that.”

“I would not like it at all; though, as I said before, I am not particular.”

His unwonted wordiness inspirited me.  I returned to the charge.

“Well, then, would you like to travel through the country collecting bills for the merchants?  That would improve your health.”

“No, I would prefer to be doing something else.”

“How, then, would going as a companion to Europe, to entertain some young gentleman with your conversation—­how would that suit you?”

“Not at all.  It does not strike me that there is anything definite about that.  I like to be stationary.  But I am not particular.”

“Stationary you shall be, then,” I cried, now losing all patience, and, for the first time in all my exasperating connection with him, fairly flying into a passion.  “If you do not go away from these premises before night, I shall feel bound—­indeed, I am bound—­to—­to—­to quit the premises myself!” I rather absurdly concluded, knowing not with what possible threat to try to frighten his immobility into compliance.  Despairing of all further efforts, I was precipitately leaving him, when a final thought occurred to me—­one which had not been wholly unindulged before.

“Bartleby,” said I, in the kindest tone I could assume under such exciting circumstances, “will you go home with me now—­not to my office, but my dwelling—­and remain there till we can conclude upon some convenient arrangement for you at our leisure?  Come, let us start now, right away.”

“No:  at present I would prefer not to make any change at all.”