The Piazza Tales eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 286 pages of information about The Piazza Tales.
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The Piazza Tales eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 286 pages of information about The Piazza Tales.

He lives, then, on ginger-nuts, thought I; never eats a dinner, properly speaking; he must be a vegetarian, then; but no; he never eats even vegetables, he eats nothing but ginger-nuts.  My mind then ran on in reveries concerning the probable effects upon the human constitution of living entirely on ginger-nuts.  Ginger-nuts are so called, because they contain ginger as one of their peculiar constituents, and the final flavoring one.  Now, what was ginger?  A hot, spicy thing.  Was Bartleby hot and spicy?  Not at all.  Ginger, then, had no effect upon Bartleby.  Probably, he preferred it should have none.

Nothing so aggravates an earnest person as a passive resistance.  If the individual so resisted be of a not inhumane temper, and the resisting one perfectly harmless in his passivity, then, in the better moods of the former, he will endeavor charitably to construe to his imagination what proves impossible to be solved by his judgment.  Even so, for the most part, I regarded Bartleby and his ways.  Poor fellow! thought I, he means no mischief; it is plain he intends no insolence; his aspect sufficiently evinces that his eccentricities are involuntary.  He is useful to me.  I can get along with him.  If I turn him away, the chances are he will fall in with some less-indulgent employer, and then he will be rudely treated, and perhaps driven forth miserably to starve.  Yes.  Here I can cheaply purchase a delicious self-approval.  To befriend Bartleby; to humor him in his strange willfulness, will cost me little or nothing, while I lay up in my soul what will eventually prove a sweet morsel for my conscience.  But this mood was not invariable, with me.  The passiveness of Bartleby sometimes irritated me.  I felt strangely goaded on to encounter him in new opposition—­to elicit some angry spark from him answerable to my own.  But, indeed, I might as well have essayed to strike fire with my knuckles against a bit of Windsor soap.  But one afternoon the evil impulse in me mastered me, and the following little scene ensued: 

“Bartleby,” said I, “when those papers are all copied, I will compare them with you.”

“I would prefer not to.”

“How?  Surely you do not mean to persist in that mulish vagary?”

No answer.

I threw open the folding-doors near by, and, turning upon Turkey and Nippers, exclaimed: 

“Bartleby a second time says, he won’t examine his papers.  What do you think of it, Turkey?”

It was afternoon, be it remembered.  Turkey sat glowing like a brass boiler; his bald head steaming; his hands reeling among his blotted papers.

“Think of it?” roared Turkey; “I think I’ll just step behind his screen, and black his eyes for him!”

So saying, Turkey rose to his feet and threw his arms into a pugilistic position.  He was hurrying away to make good his promise, when I detained him, alarmed at the effect of incautiously rousing Turkey’s combativeness after dinner.

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