The Man from Home eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 105 pages of information about The Man from Home.

The Man from Home eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 105 pages of information about The Man from Home.

PIKE [solemnly].  My son, I shouldn’t be surprised if I did.

HORACE.  Is the world topsy-turvy?  Have I gone crazy?

[With accusing finger pointed at PIKE.]

I’ll bet my soul that’ll disgust her as much as it does me!

PIKE.  My son, I shouldn’t be surprised if it would.

HORACE [staring at him].  By the Lord, but you play a queer game, Mr.
Pike!

PIKE.  Oh, I’m jest crossing the Rubicon.  Your father used to have a saying:  “If you’re going to cross the Rubicon, cross it.  Don’t wade out to the middle and stand there; you only get hell from both banks.”

[Enter LADY CREECH from the hotel.]

LADY CREECH [testily].  Mr. Granger-Simpson, have you seen my nephew?

HORACE.  No; I’ve rather avoided that, if you don’t mind my saying so.

LADY CREECH.  Mr. Granger-Simpson!

HORACE.  I’m sorry, Lady Creech, but I’ve had a most awful shaking-up, and I’m almost thinking of going back home with Mr. Pike.  I rather think he’s about right in his ideas.  You know we abused him, not only for himself, but for his vulgar friend; yet his vulgar friend turned out to be a grand-duke—­and look at what our friends turned out to be.

[Goes rapidly into the hotel.]

[ALMERIC’S voice is heard from the grove.  “Come along!  There’s a good fellow!”]

LADY CREECH.  Isn’t that Almeric?

PIKE.  Here he comes, shamed and bending under the blow!

[ALMERIC enters from the grove, leading a bull terrier pup.]

ALMERIC.  Mariano, Mariano—­I say, Mariano!  I say, Aunty, ain’t he rippin’?  Lucky I got there just as I did—­a bounder wanted to buy him five minutes later.

[MARIANO enters from hotel.]

Mariano, do you think you could be trusted to wash him?

MARIANO.  Wash him!

ALMERIC.  Tepid water, you know; and mind he doesn’t take cold; and just a little milk afterward—­nothing else but milk, you understand.  You be deuced careful, I mean to say.

MARIANO [with dignity].  I will give him to the porter.

[He carries the animal into the hotel.]

LADY CREECH.  Almeric, really, there are more important things, you know.

ALMERIC.  But you don’t seem to realize I might have missed him altogether.  I think I’m rather to be congratulated, you know.  What?

PIKE.  I think you are, my son.  I have given my consent.

ALMERIC.  Rippin’!

LADY CREECH.  And the settlement?

PIKE.  The settlement also—­everything!

[ETHEL enters from the hotel, followed by HORACE.]

LADY CREECH [greatly relieved and overjoyed, starting toward ETHEL]. 
Ethel, my dear!

ALMERIC [cheerfully].  I told you it would all be plain sailing, Aunty. 
There was nothing to worry about.

LADY CREECH [continuing, to ETHEL].  All shall be forgiven, my child.  I am too pleased, too overjoyed in your good-fortune to remember any little bickerings between us.  The sky has cleared wonderfully.  Everything is settled.

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
The Man from Home from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.