ETHEL. He is the Earl of Hawcastle, the head of the ancient house.
PIKE. And he asks you for your property—asks you for it in so many words?
ETHEL. As a settlement!
PIKE [aghast]. And your young man knows it?
ETHEL. I tell you I have not discussed it with Mr. St. Aubyn.
PIKE [emphatically]. I reckon not! Well, sir, do you know what’s the first thing Mr. St. Aubyn will do when he hears his father’s made such a proposition to you? He’ll take the old man out in the back lot and give him a thrashing he won’t forget to the day of his death!
[The roll of drums is heard, distant, as if sounding below the cliff; bugle sounds at the same time.]
[MARIANO and MICHELE run hurriedly from the hotel and lean over balustrade at back, as if watching something below the cliff.]
[RIBIERE enters quickly with them, takes one quick glance in same direction, and hurries off.]
[PIKE and ETHEL, surprised, turn to look.]
MARIANO [calling to ETHEL as he enters]. A bandit
of Russia,
Mademoiselle! The soldiers think he hide in a
grotto under the cliff!
[ALMERIC comes on rapidly from the hotel, carrying a shot-gun.]
ALMERIC [enthusiastically, as he enters]. Oh,
I say, fair sport, by
Jove! Fair sport!
PIKE [to ETHEL, indicating ALMERIC, chuckling]. I saw him on the road here—what’s he meant for?
ALMERIC. Think I’ll have a chance to pot the beggar, Michele?
[He joins MICHELE at balustrade.]
MICHELE. No, Signore, there are two companies of carabiniere.
[PIKE, delighted, chuckles aloud.]
ETHEL [angry, calling]. Almeric!
ALMERIC [turning]. Hallo!
ETHEL [frigidly]. I wish to present my guardian to you. [To PIKE.] This is Mr. St. Aubyn.
[Illustration: THIS IS MR. ST. AUBYN]
ALMERIC [coming down]. Hallo, though! It’s the donkey man, isn’t it? How very odd! You’ll have to see the Governor and our solicitor about the settlement. I’ve some important business here. The police are chasing a bally convict chap under the cliffs over yonder, so you’ll have to excuse me. I’ll have to be toddling.
[Goes up to terrace wall overlooking cliffs.]
You know there’s nothing like a little convict shooting to break the blooming monotony—what?
[The bugle sounds. ALMERIC turns and rushes off.]
Wait for me, you fellows! Don’t hurt him till I get there!
[His voice dies away in the distance.]
PIKE [turning to ETHEL with slow horror]. Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars for—How much do they charge over here for a real man?
[She is unable to meet his eye. She turns, with flaming cheeks, and runs into the hotel. He stands staring after her, incredulous, dumfounded, in a frozen attitude.]